No pope elected in first conclave ballot

[GAYHEMikey 8,240]

In Germany we had that story yesterday lmao

[REALITY 80,345]

I pray to god that the next pope continues in Francis' footsteps

[HermesG 1,724]

So Bloody Mary aesthetic 🤩 

[27monster27 16,193]

Imagine seeing the behavior of people like Trump and Putin and still potentially wanting a far-right Pope.  Praying that the deadlock is between progressive candidates.

[monstertoronto 12,028]

It’s funny timing that an Oscar winning movie just came out explaining this whole conclave process just before they had to do it in real life. so many more people understand and are invested in the process now. Who knew it was basically Gossip Girl in the Vatican. 

[Cavadour 2,753]

So, @monstertoronto beat me above to the question...

Did you watch it ?

[Future Lovers 7,881]

49 minutes ago, Lucas said:

Betting the new pope will be ultra conservative anti lgbt immigrants other religions etc

I wouldn't be so sure. 

It could happen absolutely but most of the cardinals participating in this were appointed by Francis. 

[Future Lovers 7,881]

3 minutes ago, Cavadour said:

So, @monstertoronto beat me above to the question...

Did you see the movie ?

I have and it's wonderful. One of the best of last year. 

[monstertoronto 12,028]

4 minutes ago, Cavadour said:

So, @monstertoronto beat me above to the question...

Did you watch it ?

Loved it. I thought it would be boring tbh and it ended being one of my fave movies that was nominated. Nice surprise. 

[monstertoronto 12,028]

5 minutes ago, Cavadour said:

So, @monstertoronto beat me above to the question...

Did you watch it ?

Also the ending was so relevant to these times. 

[PartySick 174,965]

1 hour ago, Killa said:

That 80's+ gangbang must be lively

We all know if those leaders of the Catholic church were f*cking it wouldn't be each other

OT: We don't need a pope! Seems this is a sign to shut the whole church down

[Kayioshka 3,555]

ABRACADABRA PLAYS

"The category is : Dance Or Die"

The cardinals dance and the weak ones who fail, fall into the hell

"END OF THE DANCE !! WHO THE FCK SURVIVED ?"

"Only two ? Well you guess what ? You will have to battle for your lives motherfckers ! One of you is going to be the next it-girl."

360 PLAYS

The two last cardinals dance their ass to survive and to become the next big thing in pop culture :

They both slayed and the Sister in black can't decide who win...

Trump watched the whole scene from his big TV and he calls the sis. He'd like to be the pope but the sister tell him that he should shut his mouth to not rot in hell.

Then Katy Perry tries also to convince her to make her the first female Pope Star because she wrote a song about feminine divine. But Sister in black tells her that she's neither an astronaut, neither a pope and she reminds her that she caused the d* of two elderly people including a none.

Then Sister found who's the next pope :

Spoiler

Lorde herself !!

You guys are so pathetic she was in front of our eyes since the beginning.

 

[LateToCult 42,254]

2 hours ago, bionic said:

Grindr popping off, no wonder they aren't getting any work done

Orgy in the third floor bathroom of the chapel. 

[Cavadour 2,753]

Yeah. I loved the movie too. The perfect extrapolation. I was suprised it wasn't mentioned on GGD already.

Trying to incite my brother to watch it. He's a wannabe christian who's a bit uptight. The real conclave is happening and he never heard about the movie...

 

 

[Ilia Malinin 3,157]

2 hours ago, bionic said:

Grindr popping off, no wonder they aren't getting any work done

one grindr notif goes off and everyone starts patting themselves down looking for their phone