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Flippy
7 hours ago, robotvoiceinalice said:

seems like everyone had a fun experience growing up at school where as i got teased, push up against the wall and pretended to be kissed and fcked by the straight boys in my class

i was teased so much but never the real thing :kry:  i feel like missed out

You and me both, sister :madge:

6 hours ago, PartySick said:

No story is perfect :bradley: 

I truly will always admire how strong you are. :holdmyhand:

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zevthepaparazzo
6 hours ago, monstertoronto said:

I hope you’re okay now

I am now :huntyga:, but the trauma might have given me other mental health issues (I got diagnosed with anorexia mid 2022, the symptoms started just after that incident happened so maybe its related?)

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Posted (edited)
8 hours ago, robotvoiceinalice said:

i smell fruit

hes actually gay asf hes on his 3rd bf in just as many months :cryga: 

and hes really into "floptok" like 4 YEARS AFTER IT WAS POPULAR ON TIKTOK :cryga: 

and he speaks with the thickest gay accent ive ever heard :cryga: 

and he gets bullied by the straight boys in his class :traumatica:

and he owns a massive pride flag that just spawned in his room one day idk where it came from :cryga:

and he actually MAKES cupcakke remixes so he might have been making the one he was blasting? :cryga:

and he actively watches rupauls drag race :cryga:

and ive caught him jacking off TO A POLAROID OF ME :messga:

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Flippy
54 minutes ago, zevthepaparazzo said:

hes actually gay asf hes on his 3rd bf in just as many months :cryga: 

and hes really into "floptok" like 4 YEARS AFTER IT WAS POPULAR ON TIKTOK :cryga: 

and he speaks with the thickest gay accent ive ever heard :cryga: 

and he gets bullied by the straight boys in his class :traumatica:

and he owns a massive pride flag that just spawned in his room one day idk where it came from :cryga:

and he actually MAKES cupcakke remixes so he might have been making the one he was blasting? :cryga:

and he actively watches rupauls drag race :cryga:

and ive caught him jacking off TO A POLAROID OF ME :messga:

Sir… :saladga:

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Lextyr97
9 hours ago, Marilyn MonHoe said:

The way your life came full circle… the poetry of it all :bradley:

Oh there was a full circle alright 

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robotvoiceinalice
2 hours ago, zevthepaparazzo said:

hes actually gay asf hes on his 3rd bf in just as many months :cryga: 

and hes really into "floptok" like 4 YEARS AFTER IT WAS POPULAR ON TIKTOK :cryga: 

and he speaks with the thickest gay accent ive ever heard :cryga: 

and he gets bullied by the straight boys in his class :traumatica:

and he owns a massive pride flag that just spawned in his room one day idk where it came from :cryga:

and he actually MAKES cupcakke remixes so he might have been making the one he was blasting? :cryga:

and he actively watches rupauls drag race :cryga:

and ive caught him jacking off TO A POLAROID OF ME :messga:

that last bit :partysick:   

but wow at least my gaydar worked for once

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monstertoronto
3 hours ago, zevthepaparazzo said:

and ive caught him jacking off TO A POLAROID OF ME 

Omg did you talk to him about this?  

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Posted (edited)
16 minutes ago, monstertoronto said:

Omg did you talk to him about this?  

I didn't talk to him for days until I finally told him to not go in my room without permission to steal my stuff :cheeky:(the picture was byyyyyy my bedsiiiiiiide) 

I was pretty sexy in the photo if I do say so myself :huntyga::

I was in the same pose as charli in the 360 single cover :ally:, with ripped up black jeans :ally:, a belt :ally:, a shiny see through black tee :ally:, and a very naughty expression on my face :ally:

I would lowkey do the same if I were him :ohwell:.

also you could see my lacy female underwear I wore peeking out above my belt :enigma:

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PartySick
15 hours ago, zevthepaparazzo said:

hes actually gay asf hes on his 3rd bf in just as many months :cryga: 

and hes really into "floptok" like 4 YEARS AFTER IT WAS POPULAR ON TIKTOK :cryga: 

and he speaks with the thickest gay accent ive ever heard :cryga: 

and he gets bullied by the straight boys in his class :traumatica:

and he owns a massive pride flag that just spawned in his room one day idk where it came from :cryga:

and he actually MAKES cupcakke remixes so he might have been making the one he was blasting? :cryga:

and he actively watches rupauls drag race :cryga:

and ive caught him jacking off TO A POLAROID OF ME :messga:

We've had ggd back for 20 minutes now and I want it gone again :poot:

💔thought we'd last a lifetime when I'm mumbling alone💔
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PartySick
10 hours ago, Flippy said:

I truly will always admire how strong you are. :holdmyhand:

'Cause I've been working out? :flutter:

💔thought we'd last a lifetime when I'm mumbling alone💔
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SevenWonder
19 hours ago, PartySick said:

I was getting piledrived (piledriven?) in the back of a pick up truck while mosquitos ate my ass at 14

Let the man enjoy his tunes :grr:

I knew I liked you. 

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Posted (edited)
22 hours ago, PartySick said:

Let the man enjoy his tunes :grr:

does it apply if the song is called SO HORNY I COULD CUM????

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cum isnt censored?
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This thread needs holy water 🤦🏾‍♀️

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5 minutes ago, Anveeroy said:

This thread needs holy water 🤦🏾‍♀️

SPEAK YOUR TRUTH QUEEN

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Just now, zevthepaparazzo said:

SPEAK YOUR TRUTH QUEEN

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