Sia and her husband named their baby Somersault

[Roughhouse Dandy 13,215]

6 minutes ago, The Ew from Judas said:

You better spill that list I am morbidly curious lol

Here's a sample. I'm keeping the heaviest hitters to shield myself from the tomatoes that would be thrown at me judging from some of the posts here lol

[Pandacadabra 9,166]

Everytime I see the word "Sia", I am reminded of her basically threatening the adopted kids to obey her or else she would give them back to where they came from. Its not just weird but also psychologically abusive.

[The Ew from Judas 1,494]

1 hour ago, Roughhouse Dandy said:

Here's a sample. I'm keeping the heaviest hitters to shield myself from the tomatoes that would be thrown at me judging from some of the posts here lol

Honestly some of these are insanely cool lol. They’d all fit really well in a fantasy novel.

[PartySick 171,220]

3 hours ago, Roughhouse Dandy said:

Here's a sample. I'm keeping the heaviest hitters to shield myself from the tomatoes that would be thrown at me judging from some of the posts here lol

I would bully a child named "Branch"  

"He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every himself on the way down" type stuff  

These are good names for novel characters though, I may jack a couple

[bionic 50,110]

3 hours ago, Roughhouse Dandy said:

Here's a sample. I'm keeping the heaviest hitters to shield myself from the tomatoes that would be thrown at me judging from some of the posts here lol

A baby so ugly the parents first thought was that it was "mid"

[spookytanooki 1,565]

Meet my daughter, Moist Towelette

[Roughhouse Dandy 13,215]

21 minutes ago, PartySick said:

I would bully a child named "Branch"  

"He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every himself on the way down" type stuff  

18 minutes ago, bionic said:

A baby so ugly the parents first thought was that it was "mid"