River 122,942 Posted March 10, 2025 Share Posted March 10, 2025 [Intro] We about to be up all night, wakin' up a zombie - they are doing a slumber party in the graveyard, sleeping nude on graves and such, worshiping Satan, aka me, then waking up a zombie.. So put your paws all over me, you zombieboy (You zombieboy) - she's asking a zombie with hands to put it's paws, it looks like she doesn't understand the simple human anatomy, even if it's a zombie, it has hands [Verse 1] See you over there in the back of this party - she sees a guy, standing bored, on the far back wall And your girlfriend isn't here (Yeah, your girlfriend isn't here) - she knows him and that he has a girlfriend, but dumb bitch stayed at home, so now gaga is home wrecking and flirting with the guy Boy inside a cage, lookin' angry and tired - it's a BDSM party and there is a guy inside a cage, he's anry and tired, probably because too much sex Like you've been up for days (Like you've been up for days) - apparently they forgot him locked in the cage for days so he stayed awake all this time, screaming, but nobody heard, I think, sex dungeons are weird, I think it's in Berlin [Pre-Chorus] 'Cause you're an animal, an animal - once again, she thinks that a zombie is an animal And you're closin' in on me - he's closing on her Yeah, you're an animal, an animal - I give up, sis is dumb And it just can't be this way - he wants to convert him into a human, but he's a zombie he was a human, she's animalphobic I guess? racist? [Chorus] Oh, I can't see straight and my hands are tied - when she's doing BDSM sex and her hands are tied, she doesn't want to see straights f*cking, only gays, because it's hotter I could be your type from your zombie bite - I guess every zombie has it's own strain? so it's like she will be the same type of strain? No, I can't see straight but the feeling's right - she had enough of straights, but the sex is good I could be your type from your zombie bitе - same as above, she's repeating things [Verse 2] Think you're really sly, like a lion on the hunt for - she thinks that he's sly cooper, the ps2 raccoon, but then he's a lion This kitten over here (This kitten over here; Meow) - now there's a cat.. it's a f*cking zoo Bar is gettin' dry, and you starin' at the sunrise - party is over I guess? then sunrise, zombie dies Bet you're thirsty over there (Bet you're thirsty over there) - now she claims that zombie wants to drink??? HOW?????? [Bridge] I don't want you to stay (Don't want you to stay) - now she wants him to leave But I can't watch you walk away (Watch you walk away) - bitch can't decide I'll think about you in my dreams (See you in my dreams) - why?? You're better off a fantasy (My fantasy, my fantasy) - It's a f*cking zombie it's disgusting Fantasy (My fantasy, my fantasy) - fantasy Goodbye, I'll see you in my dreams - bye so.. yeah.. I think she never saw a zombie, she thinks it's an animal So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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River 122,942 Posted March 10, 2025 Author Share Posted March 10, 2025 1 minute ago, Quentin said: Lea Michelle we know that u can't read, stop using memes So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CautiousLurker 19,647 Posted March 11, 2025 Share Posted March 11, 2025 46 minutes ago, River said: then sunrise, zombie dies That's vampires not zombies luv It's a joke! When you give me that look, it's a joke! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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