eddyjeddy 1,342 Posted November 17 Share Posted November 17 If Gaga was to host and appear on SNL, what would you think her monologue would be? What topics in her current life would she integrate into her monologue; will she shade anyone? Will she shade herself? Let’s be creative and discuss sistrenz But in the cultural sense, I just speak in future tense Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackaroo 697 Posted November 17 Share Posted November 17 (edited) In no particular order, her talking points: -Disco stick - her flying dress - Perez Hilton - Her penis - Madonna - ARTPOP - Joanne World Tour - Covid-19 - JK Rowling - Joker 2 - Fermented Arnica - Enigma Wig Edited November 17 by Jackaroo 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyjeddy 1,342 Posted November 17 Author Share Posted November 17 “Thank you! Thank you so much! Wow, hosting Saturday Night Live—what an honor. I mean, this stage has been home to so many legends: Eddie Murphy, Gilda Radner, and maybe Elon Musk? Look, there can be 100 people in the room and all you need is 1 to believe in you and that won’t be Elon Musk. But let’s get into it. Yes, I’m here, fresh off my role as Harley Quinn in Joker: Folie à Deux. And, uh… let’s talk abou the elephant in the room. I poured my heart and soul into that movie. I danced, I sang, I cried, I even kissed Joaquin Phoenix—which, let me tell you, feels like something they should give out vaccines for afterward. And what did we get? A box office DISEASE. But in the cultural sense, I just speak in future tense 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catnikko 13,890 Posted November 17 Share Posted November 17 I have been hosting since i was 13 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
robboadam 1,963 Posted November 17 Share Posted November 17 She already did tho? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkers 28,254 Posted November 17 Share Posted November 17 "I hope you enjoyed Lady Starlight!!!! That's all our time for tonight!! Goodnight everyone! I love you!!! xoxox" Remember to like and subscribe, and click on the bell icon to get the latest updates 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyjeddy 1,342 Posted November 18 Author Share Posted November 18 Gaga: Now, I know what you’re all thinking. ‘Gaga, you’re so busy! You just finished Joker 2, you’re saving pop music, AND you just dropped a new single called Disease!’ And to that, I say… yes, I did. But here’s the thing—I’m not doing any promo for it. None. Zip. Nada. Not a single TikTok, no awkward interviews where I pretend to know what a Spotify Wrapped is. I didn’t even tweet about it. Why? Because I’m Lady Gaga. I don’t need to promote my music; my fans will find it. My little monsters are like bloodhounds for a bop. You know, the label called me and said, ‘Gaga, are you really just going to drop this song and do nothing?’ And I said, ‘Exactly. This is my era of mystery. Also, I’m tired.’ I mean, let’s be real: promoting a song called Disease is already risky. People hear the name and go, ‘Oh no, is this about Joker 2?’ And honestly, maybe it is. I spent six months method acting as Harley Quinn, and the only thing I got was a bad box office and an emotional rash. But in the cultural sense, I just speak in future tense 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quentin 5,248 Posted November 18 Share Posted November 18 (edited) 10 minutes ago, eddyjeddy said: Gaga: Now, I know what you’re all thinking. ‘Gaga, you’re so busy! You just finished Joker 2, you’re saving pop music, AND you just dropped a new single called Disease!’ And to that, I say… yes, I did. But here’s the thing—I’m not doing any promo for it. None. Zip. Nada. Not a single TikTok, no awkward interviews where I pretend to know what a Spotify Wrapped is. I didn’t even tweet about it. Why? Because I’m Lady Gaga. I don’t need to promote my music; my fans will find it. My little monsters are like bloodhounds for a bop. You know, the label called me and said, ‘Gaga, are you really just going to drop this song and do nothing?’ And I said, ‘Exactly. This is my era of mystery. Also, I’m tired.’ I mean, let’s be real: promoting a song called Disease is already risky. People hear the name and go, ‘Oh no, is this about Joker 2?’ And honestly, maybe it is. I spent six months method acting as Harley Quinn, and the only thing I got was a bad box office and an emotional rash. "You know what, I won't even promote the single here on SNL, I'm leaving! Xo, xo, love and art" Edited November 18 by Quentin Follow every rainbow till you find your dream Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAMROD 104,705 Posted November 18 Share Posted November 18 She will sing somehow. The last time she hosted she did sing (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ✧*:･ﾟ 𝒮𝓀𝒾𝓅𝓅𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝓉 𝓇𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝒶𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝑜𝓃 (*´艸｀*) ♡♡♡ Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killa 15,734 Posted November 18 Share Posted November 18 Honestly i loved her monologue. She did toast herself with the cheap applause. Id be here for her to do some more, your ideas are not bad at all. Or her doing a bunch her famous memes.yass Gaga nother club , 100 people in the room The FAD name lol. I Just don't want nice Gaga anymore please roast Hollywood😅 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEANUS 12,845 Posted November 18 Share Posted November 18 (edited) - Some sort of reference to “100 people in a room” - A comment for the fans about Chromatica being dwarfed by COVID/Global issues and then the final TCB show being dwarfed by a powerful thunderstorm - A comment on a need for unity in the US - (If it happens long enough post-Joker) A joke about her being largely edited out of FAD but “being in character for months” - A reference, nod, or funny anecdote regarding Bradley Cooper and/or Adam Driver (mentioning them would be some easy or “cheap” applause as Gaga put it!) - A heartfelt moment for Tony - A funny anecdote about Michael - A couple funny comments about whatever’s happening at the time and voila! It would be soooooo cute and huge fan service if she did another musical number of a different kind in her monologue. Although I can see her wanting to stray away from doing anything similar Edited November 18 by TEANUS British social ladies with upturned pinkies, glasses clinking // xoxoTEANUS 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killa 15,734 Posted November 18 Share Posted November 18 1 hour ago, TEANUS said: - Some sort of reference to “100 people in a room” - A comment for the fans about Chromatica being dwarfed by COVID/Global issues and then the final TCB show being dwarfed by a powerful thunderstorm - A comment on a need for unity in the US - (If it happens long enough post-Joker) A joke about her being largely edited out of FAD but “being in character for months” - A reference, nod, or funny anecdote regarding Bradley Cooper and/or Adam Driver (mentioning them would be some easy or “cheap” applause as Gaga put it!) - A heartfelt moment for Tony - A funny anecdote about Michael - A couple funny comments about whatever’s happening at the time and voila! It would be soooooo cute and huge fan service if she did another musical number of a different kind in her monologue. Although I can see her wanting to stray away from doing anything similar You kinda nailed besides the monologue, the promo topics She can have for this era as well. I Just realized how many huge things She had going in her Life that She hasn't commented/talked abt at all. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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