New Covid Variant Reported. Codename: FLiRT

[PartySick 172,975]

3 minutes ago, BUtterfield 8 said:

Omg where do you live?

A hick town in Florida

I remember at my last job we were told to ask customers to wear a mask when they came in. One time I did and the guy pulled up his shirt to flash a gun in his waistband, gave me a dirty look, then kept walking into the store

This place is f*cking rancid, I tell you

[Helxig 45,426]

7 hours ago, RAMROD said:

The largest among them, called KP.2 by scientists

 

One Of The Boys???

I knew she was behind this    I knew it all along

Spoiler

 

[Helxig 45,426]

25 minutes ago, PartySick said:

A hick town in Florida

I remember at my last job we were told to ask customers to wear a mask when they came in. One time I did and the guy pulled up his shirt to flash a gun in his waistband, gave me a dirty look, then kept walking into the store

This place is f*cking rancid, I tell you

Holy sh.it if someone did that here the police would be called for someone having a weapon and he would be considered a dangerous threat

[Whigney Houstan 1,250]

Does this one come with all the bonus tracks?

[Bradley 60,242]

12 hours ago, LADYGAGA10MONSTER said:

I find it hilarious with this new covid variant that she decided to release the date for concert film

On Chromatica, no one is safe. Not even Nurtec can save you. 

[Guest]

I don't wanna flirt with daddies, I wanna FLiRT

[PartySick 172,975]

5 hours ago, Helxig said:

Holy sh.it if someone did that here the police would be called for someone having a weapon and he would be considered a dangerous threat

Well you probably live somewhere with common sense

Meanwhile, I live where two of the leading causes of death are getting shot and not being able to afford healthcare

[YASKALE 724]

Ok but this nickname makes it sound like it's specially adept at spreading through like kissing or something, which is just inaccurate.

[Quentin 6,786]

15 hours ago, RAMROD said:

Some of the largest strains with FLiRT mutations in the U.S. right now are KP.2 and KP.1.1.

10 hours ago, River said:

Katy Perry didn't lie when she said that she's coming

With Katy Perry it's always KP 1.1

[artdoll 47,165]

15 hours ago, Rat Boy said:

It’s called Flirt? 

 

15 hours ago, Bonkers said:

yes  

stop flirting in front of me, i'm trying to eat!

[artdoll 47,165]

3 hours ago, PartySick said:

Meanwhile, I live where two of the leading causes of death are getting shot and not being able to afford healthcare

or tripping on the broken pavement that they call a sidewalk! or getting ran over cause no one cares about pedestrians! ...or hate crimed. 

[HelloHangoverz 17,452]

5 hours ago, Whigney Houstan said:

Does this one come with all the bonus tracks?

viruses from the tortured poets department

[Junko Enoshima 4,613]

Can't wait for her new album!! My favorite from her debut was "I'm going to end the Chromatica era you beaches"