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Controversiaga
6 minutes ago, Bonkers said:

you know, actually maybe I will take a baby.

How much are they?

$60! It’s a great price!!!! 

Pronounced like “Balenciaga” . Emphasis on the “Ga”
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HelloHangoverz
16 minutes ago, Ladle Ghoulash said:

“Look, all I’m saying is: if I were president, Jesus would NOT have been crucified.” - Trump, probably 

"Judas, what a loserrrrrrr"

Availability is not weakness
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5 minutes ago, spookytanooki said:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought it was standard to not charge for Bibles?

You're wrong. I mean... yes, there are organizations devoted to distributing them for free, but I wouldn't call that "standard". You've always been able to pay for one.

I dunno what the ratio of free vs. paid copies is. I do know that it shows up on various lists as "the #1 best seller of all time", and also as "the most stolen book".

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HelloHangoverz
4 minutes ago, Agunimon said:

Where are the variants, Trump?

What color book is the Target exclusive? :ororomunroe:

Second edition - now with an exclusive forward by Jesus G. Christ

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PartySick

Guys :ladyhaha:

I showed my grandma this (devout Christian but hates Trump with a passion) and she immediately called my MAGA uncle (her son) to tell him if he votes for Trump again he's going to Hell :ladyhaha:

 

Whimsical bitch
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Togekiss

Ya know if I believed in Christ, I would think this guy is like… the opposite

Baskin Robbins
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Ladle Ghoulash
1 hour ago, HelloHangoverz said:

"Judas, what a loserrrrrrr"

Paul…what a lying dog! “I don’t know Jesus, I don’t know Jesus, I don’t know Jesus!” And what’s the deal with his name being Peter AND Paul? What is he, on the lam? Real scumbag ****. Everyone’s least favorite gospel writer. 

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Ladle Ghoulash
1 hour ago, PartySick said:

Guys :ladyhaha:

I showed my grandma this (devout Christian but hates Trump with a passion) and she immediately called my MAGA uncle (her son) to tell him if he votes for Trump again he's going to Hell :ladyhaha:

 

Your grandma sounds like such an icon :vegas:

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HelloHangoverz
Just now, Ladle Ghoulash said:

Everyone’s least favorite gospel writer. 

Terrible handwriting, some say the worst. Believe me.

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Ladle Ghoulash
Just now, HelloHangoverz said:

Terrible handwriting, some say the worst. Believe me.

A lot of people are saying Paul joined the discipleship because he was into gay ****. He didn’t even care about the miracles, he just wanted the gay ****! Jesus is curing lepers and all this two bit hack can think about is getting plowed in the synagogue. 

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TEETHTEETH

This is so obviously blasphemous but I doubt anyone will see it as such

its giving King James Version all over again

it wouldn’t surprise me if he edited verses himself. 
 

“make scriptures great again”

This is the type of behavior that makes me think he’s the Antichrist. 

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HelloHangoverz
Just now, Ladle Ghoulash said:

A lot of people are saying Paul joined the discipleship because he was into gay ****. He didn’t even care about the miracles, he just wanted the gay ****! Jesus is curing lepers and all this two bit hack can think about is getting plowed in the synagogue. 

Donald Trump could be getting crucified on the cross and he'd still be up there running his mouth like

Look at this cross. Terrible craftsmanship. Believe me. You want a good cross you don't get em made this cheap. They're calling it an embarrassment. The worst cross there ever was. Truly.

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Ladle Ghoulash
2 minutes ago, HelloHangoverz said:

Donald Trump could be getting crucified on the cross and he'd still be up there running his mouth like

Look at this cross. Terrible craftsmanship. Believe me. You want a good cross you don't get em made this cheap. They're calling it an embarrassment. The worst cross there ever was. Truly.

A lot of folks are saying this was a witch hunt. A man walked up to me, tears in his eyes, and said, “Sir…I can’t believe what the high priests have done to you. Should be Crooked Joe Biden up there, sir. But let me just say, you looked so manly getting whipped in the coliseum the other day. I’ve never seen a man so strong, sir!”

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