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Poll: Which of these guys would you marry?


Kimmo

Which one would you marry?   

79 members have voted

  1. 1. Vote gheys!

    • Gaspar Eaparza
      8
    • Stephen Glydenbollocks
      19
    • Christopher Peanisbreath
      7
    • Jon Wanket
      33
    • Sam Clutterbuck
      12


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Gaspar Esparza:

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A tattoo artist. Owns a house but has two of his friends as roommates. Also owner of a downtown Tattoo shop. Loves skateboarding, surfing and hanging out with his homeboys after work. Honest, loyal but with a big temper. 

Stephen Glydenbollocks:

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Fitness instructor who lives in Florida. Owns a condo and loves fast cars, shopping and is a great cook. Enjoys long walks by the beach and trying out new restaurants. A smart, sweet man but can get hangry. 

Christopher Peanisbreath:

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Security guard and blogger. Enjoys working out twice a week. Lives in his NY apartment. His hobbies includes bird watching and rescuing stray animals. He’s a flirt but only likes to look and not touch. Comes off as a douche but is a sweetheart. 

Jon Wanket:

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Aspiring physician and recent homeowners in Beverly Hills. Enjoys waking up early for his workouts and traveling to explore new places. Affectionate, naughty and loves to makes jokes, ready to settle with the right person. 

Sam Clutterbuck:

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Farmer from Oklahoma. Loves animals and owns a 10 acre farm, spends most of his time driving his tractor and lifting Hay stacks. Respectful and passionate, prefers an open relationship but willing to commit if necessary. 
 

 

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RAMROD

Im'ma marry them all in span of 3 months each, cos somehow they went missing on their business trip. 

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Disclaimer: this just dark humor :ororomunroe:

 

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14 minutes ago, Kimmo said:

Stephen Glydenbollocks:

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Fitness instructor who lives in Florida. Owns a condo and loves fast cars, shopping and is a great cook. Enjoys long walks by the beach and trying out new restaurants. A smart, sweet man but can get hangry. 

At first glance my pick, and by reading his description ticks every box: make me a diet and fitness program to keep me motivated, I hate to cook so that's a plus, he has brains and is sweet, and enjoys long walks because he knows how good I can massage his feet later :hor:

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18 minutes ago, Kimmo said:

Sam Clutterbuck:

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Farmer from Oklahoma. Loves animals and owns a 10 acre farm, spends most of his time driving his tractor and lifting Hay stacks. Respectful and passionate, prefers an open relationship but willing to commit if necessary. 
 

 

But we will be visiting Mr. Sam at his farm every two weekends :max:

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COOOK
1 minute ago, Kimmo said:

Omg can you hoookers just pick one?????  @COOOK @RAMROD

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Stephen and I are happily married but we always look forward to Sam's charade nights :bon:

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19 minutes ago, Kimmo said:

Ugh I completely forgot to add Juan Germanotta :franminervini:

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This reminds me of a thread I was going to make today but didn't have the time :laughga: 

She's cute as a guy though

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RAMROD
15 minutes ago, Kimmo said:

Just imagine that quadruple meat sandwich :partysick:

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BBQ on the weekends. The menu is spit roast :ororomunroe:

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10 minutes ago, Kimmo said:

Omg can you hoookers just pick one?????  @COOOK @RAMROD

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The Chris guy. Im in the closet so Im always attracted to the "look but dont touch" kinda guys who may slso have an attraction. I love the tough demeanor but with me they melt like butter and are sweet, I give them emotional support and they give me their real selves:hor: .  

Dont like the tatoos though. Scrub them off!

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