WhoAskedOpinions 658 Posted April 2, 2023 Share Posted April 2, 2023 It's been a few days and I've listened to PORTALS a few times now and have some thoughts. Here is my rank, rate, and review of each track from Melanie Martinez's new album PORTALS. How would you rank it and what do you think of my ranking? Also check out my full rate, review and ranking of the album! I'd love to hear your thoughts 13. EVIL 12. MOON CYCLE 11. SPIDER WEB 10. NYMPHOLOGY 8 (tie). THE CONTORTIONIST 8 (tie). WOMB 6 (tie). LIGHT SHOWER 6 (tie). LEECHES 5. TUNNEL VISION 4. FAERIE SOIRÉE 3. BATTLE OF THE LARYNX 2. VOID 1. DEATH Full rate, review and ranking below: @WhoAskedOpinions - Rates, reviews, and rankings of music and TV shows Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chromatography 10,174 Posted April 2, 2023 Share Posted April 2, 2023 how tf do you have evil last? … 1. evil 2. void 3. death 4. the contortionist 5. battle of the larynx 6. nymphology the others are of similar rating, just okay to me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAC 1,939 Posted April 2, 2023 Share Posted April 2, 2023 I really like all of the songs so it's hard to rank them. A lot of them would be tied. My list will change all the time but as of right now here is how I would rank: 13. TUNNEL VISION 12. WOMB 11. FAERIE SOIREE 10. LEECHES 9. DEATH 8. THE CONTORTIONIST 7. SPIDER WEB 6. LIGHT SHOWER 5. MOON CYCLE 4. NYMPHOLOGY 3. BATTLE OF THE LARYNX 2. EVIL 1. VOID Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedd 6,228 Posted April 2, 2023 Share Posted April 2, 2023 1. VOID 2. TUNNEL VISION 3. WOMB 4. SPIDER WEB 5. EVIL 6. NYMPHOLOGY 7. MILK OF THE SIREN * 8. MOON CYCLE 9. THE CONTORTIONIST 10. PLUTO * 11. POWDER * 12. LIGHT SHOWER 13. DEATH 14. FAERIE SOIRÉE 15. BATTLE OF THE LARYNX 16. LEECHES I don't listen to the last three songs in my ranking. I wish she kept Sirens and Dragon's Blood on PORTALS instead of Battle of the Larynx and Leeches. I don't feel like these two songs will ever grow up on me. This is me now: The ARTPOP Zedd Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 112,519 Posted April 2, 2023 Share Posted April 2, 2023 I like death, nymphology, evil and void. the rest I want to give a second listen, it's my first MM album, so I didn't know what to expect. @artdoll thanks Come on and wrap that blade of grass around my hairy ass Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
artdoll 45,822 Posted April 2, 2023 Share Posted April 2, 2023 5 minutes ago, River said: I like death, nymphology, evil and void. the rest I want to give a second listen, it's my first MM album, so I didn't know what to expect. @artdoll thanks Of course! You should listen to her other albums & EP's! ｡ﾟ☁ glued up, sometimes it's too much ☁ ﾟ｡ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 112,519 Posted April 2, 2023 Share Posted April 2, 2023 5 minutes ago, artdoll said: Of course! You should listen to her other albums & EP's! one step at time, like a crybaby Come on and wrap that blade of grass around my hairy ass Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoAskedOpinions 658 Posted April 2, 2023 Author Share Posted April 2, 2023 @Chromatography I thought "EVIL" sounds like a song anyone else could've sung. The lyrics weren't her most daring. I didn't think it was bad, just a very average song. I respect the change in sound, but think she has room to find herself in that new sound. @WhoAskedOpinions - Rates, reviews, and rankings of music and TV shows Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBeast 1,361 Posted April 2, 2023 Share Posted April 2, 2023 1. VOID 2. THE CONTORTIONIST 3. TUNNEL VISION 4. SPIDER WEB 5. EVIL 6. NYMPHOLOGY 7. DEATH 8. LEECHES 9. LIGHT SHOWER 10. BATTLE OF THE LARYNX 11. MOON CYCLE 12. FAERIE SOIREE 13. WOMB But tbh they're all so good. You can't hide who you are, 11:59. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hELXIG 42,623 Posted April 2, 2023 Share Posted April 2, 2023 I literally couldn't rank them if I tried! I could maybe put them into a 3 tier list but that's about it. Every song is between an 8/10 and 10/10 for me I'll be myself until they fūcking close the coffin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink sushi 4,351 Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 EVIL is LAST?! This is one of the best songs of her entire career! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTC 36 Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 Personal Ranking as of right now: 1) Evil / Womb 2) Death 3) Nymphology 4) Battle of the Larynx 5) Spider web 6) Faerie soirée 7) Void 8 )The contortionist 9) Moon cycle - Removed from the playlist 💀- 10) Tunnel vision 11) Leeches 12) Light shower Still weighing up my album rankings though. Anyone else know where they place Portals yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esteban 2,300 Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 6 hours ago, Chromatography said: how tf do you have evil last? … 1. evil 2. void 3. death 4. the contortionist 5. battle of the larynx 6. nymphology the others are of similar rating, just okay to me These are exactly my favs ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessionalClown 10,646 Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 Evil is a highlight in her discography now and prob her best song to date. 1. Evil 2. Nymphology 3. Battle Of The Larynx 4. Death 5. Void 6. The Contortionist 7. Moon Cycle 8. Spider Web 9. Womb 10. Tunnel Vision 11. Light Shower 12. Faerie Soirée 13. Leeches Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessionalClown 10,646 Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 2 hours ago, GTC said: Still weighing up my album rankings though. Anyone else know where they place Portals yet? My fave album of hers now. 1. Portals 2. K-12 3. Crybaby Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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