COOOK 76,406 Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 "Behind its carefree title, Miley Cyrus’ eighth album is an edgeless and synthetic collection of disco-pop bummer jams." Spoiler "Endless Summer Vacation has been sold as Cyrus’ stylish moving-on record, an unbothered counterpart to its snarky predecessor Plastic Hearts. But it is more interesting than a simple statement of self-confidence." "Cyrus has never really made a great front-to-back album—2013’s Bangerz, weirdly, is probably most listenable the whole way through—and, with Endless Summer Vacation, “no skips” remains out of reach." "On its best songs, such as the vampy and lascivious “River,” Cyrus effectively showcases who she is at this point in her career: Mature but still messy, not above a theatrical turn of phrase (“You’re pourin’ down, baby, drown me out”) and, very occasionally, still in tune with the big-hearted optimism that characterized her earlier music. “You could be the one, have the honor of my babies,” she sings. “Hope they have your eyes and that crooked smile.” Thrown into the middle of a horned-up dance jam, it comes as a surprise. A little like Endless Summer Vacation—which is not the sundazed party record that was promised but an exploration of how it feels when the party’s over." Full review here. Previous scores: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 113,930 Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 we can all sum this as Come on and wrap that blade of grass around my hairy ass Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavadour 2,285 Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 Took me less than a week to forget the existence itself ot that album. Late to the party but I got a diamond heart Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylucifer 5,120 Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 they gave plastic hearts a 6.4 so nothing they say ever really matters The Tortured Poets Department is out NOW Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALGAYDO 31,745 Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 4.6 for SIC??? They’re trash Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HermioneT 1,998 Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 Well, seems they just hate her hope she doesn't take it too much to heart She / hers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nATAH 46,947 Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 i'm obsessed with this album, idk why ppl here are being so hateful towards it mother, what must i do? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodeckDanny 2,448 Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 it's a 7 to me Listen to my debut pop single 'Want You Bad'! (link on Insta) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndiGaga 6,615 Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 I was so hyped about ESV but I didnt even get through the whole album at first listen because I was so bored Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 Seems like a fair rating to me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MessyTop 14,389 Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 6 hours ago, Cavadour said: Took me less than a week to forget the existence itself ot that album. Same. The album is so generic and serving elevator music. She’s such a good singer but this album is not it. Bye nothing about the album says summer or vacation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charmz 4,137 Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 Only song I have on repeat is Violet Chemistry. That song is special and should be a single. Everything else is forgettable. love Miley though Always & Forever, 🧚🏻♂️🦉CHARMZ🦉🧚🏻♂️ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
proxy 828 Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 To be honest I only liked Flowers & River, rest for me is quite forgettable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSK 611 Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 I think it's quite weak as an album. Plastic Hearts was way stroger, deserved 8+ IMO Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gagaplayer315 13,883 Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 Too high Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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