Yaaaas Gaga 829 Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 You’re playing a game of Tennis at your local club when, out of nowhere (like a wild Pokémon), Gaga, Adele and Beyoncé walk in, fully dressed in Tennis gear, and ask if you want to join them to make up the numbers for a Tennis doubles match. You explain to them that, although it’s a minor inconvenience since you’re already mid-way through a match with your unfamous friend, you would join them so that they hadn’t had a wasted journey. The 4 of you walk on to the court and then Adele says “pick your partner”. Who would you pick and why? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionic 43,668 Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 I have zero tennis ability whatsoever so the best past forward to is to sow chaos and choose someone who I could make be as disruptive as possible. I think that would be Gaga by tricking her into some faux arty convo or Adele by chatting s*** about men in general and hoping she bites buy bionic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOOK 76,406 Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 , you need me as a 4th player, you decide Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimotheeChalamet 4,840 Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 1 hour ago, bionic said: by tricking her into some faux arty convo Love this 😂 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jnick8 505 Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 I would suggest a game of spin the bottle. The first two and last two to kiss are teams 😜🤟 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Versace 7,897 Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 Adele would probably get distracted or nervous by playing against Beyoncé and Gaga is quite short so doesn’t that affect her tennis capabilities? So Beyoncé it is if I want a winning strategy for my team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PartySick 146,607 Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 I'd pick Gaga. She seems like the most agile of the bunch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBadRomancer 949 Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 Gaga bc I think she'd be the nicest about how badly I suck lmao Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stef666 4,484 Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 I would pick Beyoncé so I could sabotage her and have Gaga and Adele win. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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