Yaaaas Gaga 937 Posted February 19, 2023 Share Posted February 19, 2023 Here’s a scenario for you. You’ve won a meet and greet ticket to one of Gaga’s concerts. You go to the concert and it’s amazing (obviously), but now comes the nerve wracking part of meeting Mother Monster herself. You step up when it’s your turn, have your photo taken with Gaga and then engage in conversation. Then, out of nowhere, you let out the loudest fart………………. what would you do? (Random, yes, but your responses are of utmost importance nonetheless). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LunaUniverse 3,875 Posted February 19, 2023 Share Posted February 19, 2023 I’d just say it was the Chinese broccoli, she’d understand 1# Samoyed Stan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stef666 4,604 Posted February 19, 2023 Share Posted February 19, 2023 I'd establish dominance and look her right in the eyes and say: ''Now you, Mother.'' Then we would become fart besties and she'd adopt me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yaaaas Gaga 937 Posted February 19, 2023 Author Share Posted February 19, 2023 2 minutes ago, Stef666 said: I'd establish dominance and look her right in the eyes and say: ''Now you, Mother.'' Then we would become fart besties and she'd adopt me. 😂 Responses like these are why I started this thread! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSine 6,215 Posted February 19, 2023 Share Posted February 19, 2023 "Sorry, I got very excited." I laugh sheepishly while Mother Monster gives me a blank stare and a uncomfortable smile. My fart engulfs the entire meet and greet room, green fog everywhere. Gaga fans begin to squish their noses, disgusted by the scent. 💛 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poltergeist 3,623 Posted February 19, 2023 Share Posted February 19, 2023 Holy ****, I've just met Lady Gaga, be glad I didn't **** myself I've been getting messages from my deep waters Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBhomemaker 5,611 Posted February 19, 2023 Share Posted February 19, 2023 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivy 12,583 Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 Peter pulls me away quickly probably, BUT she will always remember me probably not fondly, but I will be in a story she tells to her friends so idc the meow in zombieboy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKindnessKunt1999 6,100 Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 Make a reference to the bad pick up line and say “You always blow me away”. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fzz 434 Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 She’d probably say “don’t worry, I smell too” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhantomOfTheDance 13,794 Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 "that was actually a queef" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PartySick 160,501 Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 2 hours ago, Stef666 said: I'd establish dominance and look her right in the eyes and say: ''Now you, Mother.'' Then we would become fart besties and she'd adopt me. Goddammit I hate this site You're stinky Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBadRomancer 1,018 Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 probably try to crack a joke of like... i've been holding that in since before the show sorry lmao Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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