Prince Harry Memoirs

[River 106,560]

Harry said to Will “long live the king” and threw him away from the balcony into the zombie crowd and they chanted “mhysa mhysa mhyssssa”

Katy Kate screamed in horror while Meghan sang “it’s all about the base bout the base, bitch you’re in trouble”

[bionic 44,063]

#MARKLES please take the time to read this.

I met prince william recently, my name is prince harry and this is my W&K story. I met him October 20th of this year and it was horrific. He was rude, not classy and he lost a long time brother that day. I walked into the $350 million palace and say hello he replies with "fat" and I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard him wrong. As I approached him and asked to do my pose he stared at me blank faced. I continued talking "you saved my life" I say. "You're the reason I'm alive today". He looks me dead in the eye and says "you'll die soon enough, ginger" and then whispered "soulless". I started crying I had never felt pain like this and he started laughing and said "are you crying? Stop it. Stop it now" and he flicked my p*****. The photographer took the picture and I headed out of the palace and that's when William started speaking whale to me. I still can't believe this happened. I cried writing this. I wish this weren't true but Prince Willaim is in fact; a horrible person. Thank you for reading this. And if you don't believe me ask Meghan Markle she was there with me.

[Bowman 7,991]

8 minutes ago, bionic said:

#MARKLES please take the time to read this.

I met prince william recently, my name is prince harry and this is my W&K story. I met him October 20th of this year and it was horrific. He was rude, not classy and he lost a long time brother that day. I walked into the $350 million palace and say hello he replies with "fat" and I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard him wrong. As I approached him and asked to do my pose he stared at me blank faced. I continued talking "you saved my life" I say. "You're the reason I'm alive today". He looks me dead in the eye and says "you'll die soon enough, ginger" and then whispered "soulless". I started crying I had never felt pain like this and he started laughing and said "are you crying? Stop it. Stop it now" and he flicked my p*****. The photographer took the picture and I headed out of the palace and that's when William started speaking whale to me. I still can't believe this happened. I cried writing this. I wish this weren't true but Prince Willaim is in fact; a horrible person. Thank you for reading this. And if you don't believe me ask Meghan Markle she was there with me.

I was there too i was a witness 

[Franch Toast 25,940]

Anyone else find this all tacky AF? 

[bionic 44,063]

8 minutes ago, Franch Toast said:

Anyone else find this all tacky AF? 

everybody with eyes

[Bowman 7,991]

I'm so sad for Harry and Meg that they had to go through the pain of having a really small cottage in the grounds of Kensington Palace gifted by the queen. My heart aches for them both 

[LilyLark 9,933]

10 minutes ago, Franch Toast said:

Anyone else find this all tacky AF? 

Yes. I don't doubt the BRF is a toxic, abusive, racist mess. I also believe Harry was the scapegoat, much like Margaret was the scapegoat in the past (they threw her to the press to cover up Phil's philandering). That said, Margaret had a lot of serious issues. 

But this is overkill, imo, and Harry really didn't need to into detail about how he lost his virginity (he could have simply said it was an older woman) or the weird bit about killing 25 people. Also the interviews plus the documentary plus the autobiography...it's just too much. He and Meghan should have simply did the Oprah thing and then this without the doc imo.

At this point, I mostly feel sorry for Meghan and Kate. And I'm starting to wonder if Harry was the driving force behind the Netflix doc (everyone keeps saying Meghan is the one who wants fame, etc., but this book is making me think Harry is the one...).

 

[Bowman 7,991]

Sometimes in life you need to look at what you have than what you haven't got. They are so lucky to have this privileged lifestyle. Harry is very very bitter and it shows, I'm devastated for him losing his mum as it has clearly affected him so badly but I don't know what his beef is with his brother? I think one day he is gonna need his family more than ever, Meghan on the other hand doesn't speak to any of her family except her Mother. What's that about?? 

[Celloo Deng 53,758]

1 minute ago, Bowman said:

I'm so sad for Harry and Meg that they had to go through the pain of having a really small cottage in the grounds of Kensington Palace gifted by the queen. My heart aches for them both 

a cottage funded by the taxes of us plebs, poor things

[M i K E Y 7,394]

31 minutes ago, bionic said:

#MARKLES please take the time to read this.

I met prince william recently, my name is prince harry and this is my W&K story. I met him October 20th of this year and it was horrific. He was rude, not classy and he lost a long time brother that day. I walked into the $350 million palace and say hello he replies with "fat" and I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard him wrong. As I approached him and asked to do my pose he stared at me blank faced. I continued talking "you saved my life" I say. "You're the reason I'm alive today". He looks me dead in the eye and says "you'll die soon enough, ginger" and then whispered "soulless". I started crying I had never felt pain like this and he started laughing and said "are you crying? Stop it. Stop it now" and he flicked my p*****. The photographer took the picture and I headed out of the palace and that's when William started speaking whale to me. I still can't believe this happened. I cried writing this. I wish this weren't true but Prince Willaim is in fact; a horrible person. Thank you for reading this. And if you don't believe me ask Meghan Markle she was there with me.

What did I just read? 

[bionic 44,063]

2 minutes ago, M i K E Y said:

What did I just read? 

a true story </3

[Teletubby 137,834]

1 hour ago, Cello said:

a cottage funded by the taxes of us plebs, poor things

you should work harder to pay them more in taxes so they could get a bigger cottage

[Shipper 12,907]

1 hour ago, bionic said:

#MARKLES please take the time to read this.

I met prince william recently, my name is prince harry and this is my W&K story. I met him October 20th of this year and it was horrific. He was rude, not classy and he lost a long time brother that day. I walked into the $350 million palace and say hello he replies with "fat" and I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard him wrong. As I approached him and asked to do my pose he stared at me blank faced. I continued talking "you saved my life" I say. "You're the reason I'm alive today". He looks me dead in the eye and says "you'll die soon enough, ginger" and then whispered "soulless". I started crying I had never felt pain like this and he started laughing and said "are you crying? Stop it. Stop it now" and he flicked my p*****. The photographer took the picture and I headed out of the palace and that's when William started speaking whale to me. I still can't believe this happened. I cried writing this. I wish this weren't true but Prince Willaim is in fact; a horrible person. Thank you for reading this. And if you don't believe me ask Meghan Markle she was there with me.

When will you release chapter 2? 

[Monstermilo 3,827]

id who to believe cuz megan honestly seems nicer than will/kate 

it seems like the royal family didnt like that a POC would be harrys wife...... 

or maybe she is kind of rude, but i dont get that vibe from her, and she said she always got along with the queen, it was everyone else that was racist to her

and racism is unforgiveable

[Cameltoe Chariot 14,491]

I think they're all opportunistic turds tbh