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Lmaoooo this title is like Trisha Paytas (God) denies Elizabeth reincarnation rumors 

So i love you jesus her hit single was just her being a good mother? 

 

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hold on, she's STILL pregnant?! but i saw a tweet of hers saying she was dialated 14 hours before all the queen drama kicked off :messga:

mother, what must i do?
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so there's still a chance she could give birth by 9/11? yaaaaas melt those steel beams with those mommy milker birthing hips 

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PartySick
1 minute ago, Contrapoints said:

so there's still a chance she could give birth by 9/11? yaaaaas melt those steel beams with those mommy milker birthing hips 

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I f*cking hate it here :messga:

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PartySick
2 minutes ago, NATAH said:

hold on, she's STILL pregnant?! but i saw a tweet of hers saying she was dialated 14 hours before all the queen drama kicked off :messga:

I'm not even sure what constitutes "going into labor" but she's (was?) only 1cm dilated

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ChicaSkas
9 minutes ago, PartySick said:

I f*cking hate it here :messga:

Yeah that was pretty.... unique 

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12 minutes ago, PartySick said:

I'm not even sure what constitutes "going into labor" but she's (was?) only 1cm dilated

i thought dilated was the beginning and it just continues to get bigger over time :messga:

mother, what must i do?
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Shipper
13 minutes ago, NATAH said:

hold on, she's STILL pregnant?! but i saw a tweet of hers saying she was dialated 14 hours before all the queen drama kicked off :messga:

You can be 1 cm dilated and still take weeks before you deliver. My sister was dilated for 1 cm and gave birth 2 weeks after. As a reference, 1 cm is the size of a cheerio. When the cervix is the size of a cookie(5cm) to a bagel(9cm) then the woman is usually in active labor.

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PartySick
2 minutes ago, NATAH said:

i thought dilated was the beginning and it just continues to get bigger over time :messga:

I guess it does but they only deliver when they're cookie or bagel sized as per @Shipper's information :vegas:

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2 minutes ago, Shipper said:

You can be 1 cm dilated and still take weeks before you deliver. My sister was dilated for 1 cm and gave birth 2 weeks after. As a reference, 1 cm is the size of a cheerio. When the cervix is the size of a cookie(5cm) to a bagel(9cm) then the woman is usually in active labor.

a bagel :messga:

mother, what must i do?
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Just now, Shipper said:

You can be 1 cm dilated and still take weeks before you deliver. My sister was dilated for 1 cm and gave birth 2 weeks after. As a reference, 1 cm is the size of a cheerio. When the cervix is the size of a cookie(5cm) to a bagel(9cm) then the woman is usually in active labor.

is it... bad that your description made me hungry for a bagel?

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