If your child was in Gaga's child's class

[Alannah 2,949]

I'd make my kid bully hers until we needed a parent to parent conference and then I would act surprised and pull the whole, "Kindness is free to give, Stefani ARTPOP Mylastname. I taught you better than that." We'd go on to raise our children together and form a sisterly bond. 

If this were real life, I'd probably just volunteer and become as involved in the classroom as possible; it'd probably be really difficult to raise a kid as a famous mom, and if I'm that wealthy enough and have the time, I'd want to be a resource for the kiddos and help with carpooling and whatnot.

[NT78 1,230]

As if I could afford whatever private school Gaga will send her kids to...