Dawn Of Chromatica OUT NOW

[AURAOFSHEISSE 6,516]

Just finished listening and bîtch I am speechless the level of čunt this album has served has obliterated me.

first things first we have miss Alice she is cute very groovy hot and sexy

next we have stupid love coochie remix, very clubby sexy hot and groovy same as Alice, the “look at me”now sounds like it skips and it’s a little awkward

ROM if u can call it that now was an out of body experience for me, it was me watching myself on a roller coatster being smashed with tree branches, transcendental.

FREE WOMAN served everything I wanted and I was gagging throughout we need an official Ga/Rina collab

Fun Tonight was fücking adorable I lived I felt like I was at a quincenera in a jungle, Pablo is giving me life

911, Charli served lyrics but I think the original is better… AGs production i feel was kind of cramped almost, but it had good moments

Plastic Doll, I was bored I’m not an Ashnikko fan so maybe that’s why

Sour Cünt was a serve Shygirl gave me everything!

Enigma was the most club of all but it worked and the new keyboard thing is really clean

Replay is 10/10 top 3 on DOC, Dorian is beyond I love their voice it works so well with Gaga’s 

SINE FROM BELOW is a trip on acid heroin coke weed LSD krokodil and meth, I lived and my jaw was hanging open the entire time, the trumpets were jarring to say the least,the fire noises at the end was every basic gays bussys catching on fire, top 5 on DOC who knew that SFA would be such a hyperbop

1000 doves was cool but nothing new for me

BREEBYLON is the song of the decade and the gag of the century, I love these women!

Babylon HL version served it for me exactly what I expected and I don’t know what y’all are complaining abt

i think it’s safe to say this is the coolest thing Gaga has ever done and I think it will be monumental in pop music… I pre ordered the vinyl and snagged the long sleeve shirt by the time I got to ROM , sadly I won’t see my merch till March but it’s worth the wait

 

[Shaney 5,515]

2 minutes ago, AUARAOFSHEISSE said:

 

SINE FROM ABOVE is a trip on acid heroin coke weed LSD krokodil and meth

 

its like huffing jenkem on mushrooms

[NORMANDIE 1,586]

I loved Rain On Me 

[AURAOFSHEISSE 6,516]

Am I the only one who got a very tropical, jungle vibe?

[Ophelia 4,870]

Plastic Doll will blow up on Tik Tok, mark my words

[RAMROD 111,127]

40 minutes ago, trithoraxlike said:

Where is Love Me Right  

[holy scheisse 22,420]

Reaction nobody asked for:

Alice felt like an intro, it introduced you to the club but definitely a missed opportunity to bring it to it's full potential as the original song feels too short as is 

Stupid love was interesting actually. I liked the little synthy sunshine moment juxtaposed with the grimier rest of it. But also a continuation of introducing you to the club 

Rain on me was definitely an ethereal, astral, underwater experience and I need to soak it in more.but it had me anticipating every next part 

Free woman is... An icon, I loved the original and this is that on steroids. It's very Charli xcx gone compared to gone (wild remix) just bombastically huge and queer and elevated beyond. I feel like it really could be a smash hit omg. 

Fun tonight was one of the most shockingly fun songs, I really loved the atmosphere of it and they worked so well together! I felt like I was at a resort on an island at night lmfao and that sax moment is just so joyful haha

911 was kind of a letdown, but I need to listen more obviously. Love all 3 of them, was curious how Gaga and Charli would come together. It was a good attempt to combine their styles but kinda felt disjointed in the execution

Plastic doll was an absolute bop and slapped me in the face with how fun it was

Sour candy was iconic, I love what shy brought to it energetically and it's sexier than the original which felt too sweet and not sour enough

Enigma was a fun club song but it had me wanting to skip near the end. 

Replay was demolished in the best way Dorian totally blew me away with it. It's a song of its own tbh gives me Judas hurts remix vibes

 Sine from above gave me meth vibes and I hated it 

 100 doves made me want to skip ahead to Babylon 

Babylon with Bree was a damn bop, literally had me shook and I officially love Babylon , def better than the original And Haus labs is incredibly fun as well

 

Overall I loved it so much omg.

 

[gstring 1,862]

13 minutes ago, Ophelia said:

Plastic Doll will blow up on Tik Tok, mark my words

i'm thinking the same thing! its so TikTok material

[PartySick 162,646]

My brief opinions. I put a gold star next to the tracks I saved to my liked songs

Spoiler

Alice - Boring. Nothing else I can say. Pass.

Stupid Love - Anticlimactic? Suffers from the same issue a lot of remixes have. It goes no where and hardly resembles the song it's a remix of. Pass.

Rain on Me - Sounds like it was put in a blender. Pass.

⭐ Free Woman - GODDAMN BOP! REDEMPTION! BETTER THAN THE ALBUM VERSION!!!!! Second only to the demo. Queen.

Fun Tonight - Sounds like it was made with the same program small bar owners used to use to make cheap karaoke versions of hit songs. Then they just put those four bars on repeat  Pass.

⭐ 911 - Not bad tbh. She's singing "Cry. Can't see me cry." though so...either she has the lyrics wrong or I do lmao.

Plastic Doll - Never thought I'd hear "drink bleach" on a Lady Gaga song. Not a fan of the rapping. Lowkey a bop for the chorus but I expected more after the video we saw.

Sour Candy - Not them getting rid of the best lyrics on the song. Hard pass. 

Enigma - A prime example of one reason why I personally hate remixes. At what point do you stop calling this a "remix of Enigma" and just say it's a club beat that samples like two lines of Enigma? The rest of the song is absent  regrettable pass.

⭐ Replay - Rammstein meets Diana Ross? I like the rock elements tbh. Not quite sold on it but it's certainly interesting.

Sine From Above - Literally. Unlistensble. Especially the end. Good god.

1000 Doves - Sorry I'm still in shock over how bad SFA is. Thank god this remix has nothing going on, I can just cope with the trauma caused by the fact that the best song on Chromatica was done the absolute dirtiest on the remix album. Pass on the doves for coming after that train wreck and not making me feel better.

⭐ Babylon - A jam. This is what a remix should be imo. Keep the original spirit intact, dress it up in a new outfit, add your own flare, and strut it out. Again, a jam.

⭐ Babylon (Haus Labs Version) - A bop. Clearly not what we asked for but I'm very happy to have it anyway. Fans can add the high harmonies and Bowie samples.

Keep in mind, I do not like remixes so I, obviously, have some negative opinions. But there were a few surprises

[YourEnigma 152]

If you liked Fun Tonight Pabllo Vittar Remix or don't get the background behind the musicality of the song, I recomend you guys to listen some Gaga remixes that were huge beetween an older audience, from lower social classes and from the northeast region, which has its own musical references. Pabllo, as an artist of brazilian northeastern origin, uses elements of these music styles such as brega, forró, axé and other northeastern rhythms, popularizing them among young people and an LGBT audience that consumes pop music, so that's why it's a perfect collaboration and left we Brazilians are very happy.

 

Some examples and numbers of Gaga's performance in this niche here in Brazil are:

 

70.845.494 views (yeah, and there's a more two videos with 30 and 9 million. This remix is bigger than lot of music videos from Gaga)

 

 

1.160.359 views

[gabeoz 7,915]

Not the remix album already outselling Drake on itunes 

[YourEnigma 152]

 

Some Chromatica remixes like Fun Tonight

 

 

 

 

[IHE 563]

I wonder how Grimes is doin. 

[IHE 563]

For the record, I love her.

[DenDenTired 1,126]

10 minutes ago, IHE said:

I wonder how Grimes is doin. 

She’s just busy, she was trolling with her BFF bloodpop. As I was listening to DOC I noticed that for her to work the interludes with a monologue that tied into these vastly different songs would be so time consuming. She’s filming her music video and preparing for her own album. I totally understandable as to why she missed the deadline.