Elon Musk offered millions to direct and star in adult film

[Teletubby 150,730]

Elon Musk has been offered millions of dollars to direct and star in his very own p○rn film.

Back in June,  Musk referenced an adult-themed cryptocurreny on his Twitter page. He posted a series of emojis featuring a splash, a rocket, and the Moon.

Now, a finance system that caters to the adult industry via the blockchain, has offered Musk a unique opportunity to break into the p○rn world. It’s offering him $6.9 million in cash and NaftyTokens to participate in a shoot, produced at a time and place of his choosing.

CEO Rob Kemenyfi said: “Elon Musk’s fascination with NSFW tokens indicates that he is clearly interested in the adult space, so we wanted to give him the chance to direct and star in his own movie.

“He has accomplished so much in his life, but still hasn't checked p○rn off his bucket list. Now is his opportunity!”

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[InTheCloset 20,279]

Do it elon. Bless me with your D

[SHALLOW 16,443]

Is Grimes gonna be in it too? 

[thatfoxyfeeling 13,038]

I honestly think he'd have a really nice D, big foreskin and everything 

[Gagi 2,750]

The headline had me thinking that HE offered someone millions to star in the flick. 💀

Also what are a few millions for a billionaire? 

[flyaway 15,350]

[weed 74,287]

what's he need $6M for to get naked on camera lmao

[littlepotter 75,147]

Doesn't he make that through his sleep?

[A MESS 3,938]

[ZiggyZiggs 30,062]

He’s literally got like $200 billion what’s he going to do with $6 million

[alsemanche 93,959]

Instead of offering them to people who actually need them 

[RAMROD 109,957]

Well, Elon would do it for free if he wants to. He got munnies already. Safe that for actual adult stars that is in need of that cash. 

[Chic 20,830]

Grimes’ new music videos are getting stranger by the era

[Illuminati 15,942]

I mean it's a publicity stunt to boost their currency but yeah this is like offering pennies to Elon. He earns more from tweeting a single emoji

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All I wanna know is how AzealianBanks® is gonna respond to that....