Very Australian Indeed; Venomous Snake Found In Cabbage Bought From Store

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CANBERRA, Australia (AP) — Alex White thought he was watching a huge worm writhing in plastic-wrapped lettuce he’d just brought home from a Sydney supermarket — until a snake tongue flicked.

“I kind of completely freaked out when I saw this little tongue come out of its mouth and start flicking around and realized it was a snake because worms don’t have tongues,” White said on Thursday.

It was a venomous pale-headed snake that authorities say made an 870-kilometer (540-mile) journey to Sydney from a packing plant in the Australian city of Toowoomba wrapped in plastic with two heads of cos lettuce.

 

 

Source:

https://apnews.com/article/sydney-man-finds-snake-lettuce-aldi-dda65f15a3264b8546d8360c32cd2a13

 

 

If that isn't trauma inducing then IDK what it is 

[Xoxo Adriana 15,040]

the lettuce's reputation era 

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18 minutes ago, Xoxo Adriana said:

the lettuce's reputation era 

I-

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I'd die

[Cherries 357]

Hah it's so funny when american's (don't know if you are or not but clearly your not from australia if this suprises you) get scared by snakes and think it's traumtic when you can by guns from the corner shop

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27 minutes ago, Xoxo Adriana said:

the lettuce's reputation era 

Ooooh, look what he made the snake do

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6 minutes ago, Cherries said:

Hah it's so funny when american's (don't know if you are or not but clearly your not from australia if this suprises you) get scared by snakes and think it's traumtic when you can by guns from the corner shop

very original defense mechanism  

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MY CABBAGES!!! 

Edits: Wait, is it lettuce or cabbage?

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12 minutes ago, voltron92 said:

MY CABBAGES!!! 

Edits: Wait, is it lettuce or cabbage?

 

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50 minutes ago, MonSwiftAnton said:

I'd die

Well yeah, if it bit you.

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I have an irrational fear of snakes so that would quite possibly be the end of me.  My already ****ed up heart would fail me, for sure.