Teletubby 117,809 Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Â I had a hole in the pocket of my favourite coat And my love for @Juanlittlem dropped into the lining Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FFXIV WhiteMage 4,982 Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Does it smell like vajayjay as well Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimisaMonster 31,073 Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 First of all she is ageless and looks 21 2nd is it pink cuz it looks and feel like Gwyneth Paltrows smooth nipples? Stream my new single, 💜"Heartbeat"💜, on Spotify! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHALLOW 14,815 Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Can she release something instead?  Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madam Margolyes 7,783 Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 I thought you meant different pot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspiria 10,683 Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 15 minutes ago, FFXIV WhiteMage said: Does it smell like vajayjay as well  11 minutes ago, TimisaMonster said: is it pink cuz it looks and feel like Gwyneth Paltrows smooth nipples? Am I missing something? Wth Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastertoyo 22,728 Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 She can use it to cook some please enlighten me to death Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madam Margolyes 7,783 Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 13 minutes ago, Suspiria said:  Am I missing something? Wth https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2020/jan/13/why-is-gwyneth-paltrow-selling-a-candle-that-smells-like-her-vagina-goop Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jed 7,716 Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 I knew it would be a joke but i was thinking it was gonna be a flower pot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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