Venus claimed as Russian planet: Roscosmos announces exploration efforts

[COOOK 76,406]

STAY AWAY FROM HA

GET A JOB

[alsemanche 97,825]

1 hour ago, tomsches said:

Declare independence, Venusians!

Don't let them do that to you!

Make your own flag! Make your own flag!

 

 

[alsemanche 97,825]

Imagine superpowers not colonizing and destroying everything. That's like the one thing they're good at. 

[Ivannn 1,150]

I want urAnus 

[RudraCNG 15,511]

Y'all can move to other planets and leave the Earth to Gaga & me alone 

[Bt1 5,213]

Sailor Moon will save Sailor Venus. 

[Fanta 5,019]

Is this some kind of joke. Humans are insufferable.

This planet is so ghetto, hopefully whatever is inhabiting Venus decides to retaliate lol. Play no games. 

[tomsches 17,562]

52 minutes ago, alsemanche said:

 

 

MAKE YOUR OWN STAMPS!!!!

[gag 22,449]

Superpowers when they find something they can colonise:

[Blond 5,715]

Yaaas  Матушка Россия 

[Guest]

2 hours ago, FfFfFfFF said:

"we believe that Venus is a Russian planet,"

 

[Guest]

2 hours ago, TheAlexer said:

Imagine having the audacity of claiming an entire planet as big as earth wtf

Star Wars bout to become more than a franchise 

[PoetsTryinWrite 1,262]

Omg the title made me laugh so much. Thank you, I needed that. 

[DonatellaPop 3,482]

I'm only half Russian but holy **** I'm embarrassed 

[TheSlash 14,539]

OK, before anybody takes it, I now declare Jupiter and all of his (sic!) moons as mine