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Franch Toast

Time for another pro life tip from Franchie T, inspired by Cardi B (now that we've learned to be careful shoving utensils and lunchmeat up our private parts): "feminine" washes are not only good for maintaining pH balance in the nether regions but also all over your skin. It's best to use a low-pH cleanser to protect your skin's moisture barrier, but a lot of body washes are high in pH and way too abrasive to be healthy for the skin. Body washes marketed as "feminine" washes are lower pH and thus are great for your skin. I sometimes by Summer's Eve or a knock-off to use as my all-over body wash. They work well for men too and can help calm irritated or sensitive skin. 

This might be easier than Cardi's tip, though I'm sure they could be used together. 

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3 minutes ago, Franch Toast said:

Time for another pro life tip from Franchie T, inspired by Cardi B (now that we've learned to be careful shoving utensils and lunchmeat up our private parts): "feminine" washes are not only good for maintaining pH balance in the nether regions but also all over your skin. It's best to use a low-pH cleanser to protect your skin's moisture barrier, but a lot of body washes are high in pH and way too abrasive to be healthy for the skin. Body washes marketed as "feminine" washes are lower pH and thus are great for your skin. I sometimes by Summer's Eve or a knock-off to use as my all-over body wash. They work well for men too and can help calm irritated or sensitive skin. 

This might be easier than Cardi's tip, though I'm sure they could be used together. 

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5 minutes ago, Franch Toast said:

Time for another pro life tip from Franchie T, inspired by Cardi B (now that we've learned to be careful shoving utensils and lunchmeat up our private parts): "feminine" washes are not only good for maintaining pH balance in the nether regions but also all over your skin. It's best to use a low-pH cleanser to protect your skin's moisture barrier, but a lot of body washes are high in pH and way too abrasive to be healthy for the skin. Body washes marketed as "feminine" washes are lower pH and thus are great for your skin. I sometimes by Summer's Eve or a knock-off to use as my all-over body wash. They work well for men too and can help calm irritated or sensitive skin. 

This might be easier than Cardi's tip, though I'm sure they could be used together. 

But do they make a bacon egg and cheese scented one? :billie:

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I’ve just been thinking...how do you stick a fork up there :ladyhaha:. I don’t think it’s possible :triggered:

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4 minutes ago, MonsterMom said:

I’ve just been thinking...how do you stick a fork up there :ladyhaha:. I don’t think it’s possible :triggered:

So innocent! :ladyhaha:

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2 minutes ago, Franch Toast said:

So innocent! :ladyhaha:

I’ve never been called that before :bradley:. Is a fork common? :cryga:

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10 minutes ago, MonsterMom said:

I’ve just been thinking...how do you stick a fork up there :ladyhaha:. I don’t think it’s possible :triggered:

I sincerely hope they stuck it in handle-first :cryga:

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2 minutes ago, MonsterMom said:

I’ve never been called that before :bradley:. Is a fork common? :cryga:

I don't have first-hand experience with any of that stuff, and I don't think any of it is common, but never underestimate the creativity and depravity of humans. I would think a fork would be painful, but maybe there's a special way to insert it? Or perhaps it was a plastic fork. I'll have to ask my cousin more details. 

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28 minutes ago, Franch Toast said:

I don't have first-hand experience with any of that stuff, and I don't think any of it is common, but never underestimate the creativity and depravity of humans. I would think a fork would be painful, but maybe there's a special way to insert it? Or perhaps it was a plastic fork. I'll have to ask my cousin more details. 

It just sounds painful. Like why wouldn’t you stop?? :messga:

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2 hours ago, Economy said:

My ex and I could of used advice back in the day cuz she used to be always dry big time :toofunny:

 

She'd only get wet after long foreplay but it would take so long that my excitement would be done by the time she was ready and my bonner gone it was so frustrating :deadbanana:

 

The the lives from the store suck. They all say long lasting but u have to keep reapplying like every 3-4 minutes :triggered:

Maybe you should have timed your business cycle better.

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23 hours ago, rasclautmangos said:

ETA: I see Bobby liked the video lol 

Estimated time of arrival: boby liked video :bear:

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15 hours ago, Funkymonkey said:

That"s a bit of an exageration but ok go awf :rip:

May I ask why you hate it that much? Omg

It's a preference we all have different taste. A blowjob is not obligatory and shouldn't be expected out of people

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5 hours ago, KanyeWest said:

It's a preference we all have different taste. A blowjob is not obligatory and shouldn't be expected out of people

Well I wasnt like "omg WhY DoNt U LiKe GiViNg Bj'S"

I just thought it was VERY dramatic to sqy u would rather be in a plane crash (aka die) than to give a bj, was interested to know where the hate came from? Maybe he/she was traumatized

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