MonsterMom 12,647 Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 @Renie Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franch Toast 26,864 Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 Time for another pro life tip from Franchie T, inspired by Cardi B (now that we've learned to be careful shoving utensils and lunchmeat up our private parts): "feminine" washes are not only good for maintaining pH balance in the nether regions but also all over your skin. It's best to use a low-pH cleanser to protect your skin's moisture barrier, but a lot of body washes are high in pH and way too abrasive to be healthy for the skin. Body washes marketed as "feminine" washes are lower pH and thus are great for your skin. I sometimes by Summer's Eve or a knock-off to use as my all-over body wash. They work well for men too and can help calm irritated or sensitive skin. This might be easier than Cardi's tip, though I'm sure they could be used together. She/Her/Hers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
petty 9,412 Posted August 18, 2020 Author Share Posted August 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, Franch Toast said: Time for another pro life tip from Franchie T, inspired by Cardi B (now that we've learned to be careful shoving utensils and lunchmeat up our private parts): "feminine" washes are not only good for maintaining pH balance in the nether regions but also all over your skin. It's best to use a low-pH cleanser to protect your skin's moisture barrier, but a lot of body washes are high in pH and way too abrasive to be healthy for the skin. Body washes marketed as "feminine" washes are lower pH and thus are great for your skin. I sometimes by Summer's Eve or a knock-off to use as my all-over body wash. They work well for men too and can help calm irritated or sensitive skin. This might be easier than Cardi's tip, though I'm sure they could be used together. noted! thanks! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blankpaper 21 Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 5 minutes ago, Franch Toast said: Time for another pro life tip from Franchie T, inspired by Cardi B (now that we've learned to be careful shoving utensils and lunchmeat up our private parts): "feminine" washes are not only good for maintaining pH balance in the nether regions but also all over your skin. It's best to use a low-pH cleanser to protect your skin's moisture barrier, but a lot of body washes are high in pH and way too abrasive to be healthy for the skin. Body washes marketed as "feminine" washes are lower pH and thus are great for your skin. I sometimes by Summer's Eve or a knock-off to use as my all-over body wash. They work well for men too and can help calm irritated or sensitive skin. This might be easier than Cardi's tip, though I'm sure they could be used together. But do they make a bacon egg and cheese scented one? reality’s tight if the music is right Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsterMom 12,647 Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 I’ve just been thinking...how do you stick a fork up there . I don’t think it’s possible Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franch Toast 26,864 Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, MonsterMom said: I’ve just been thinking...how do you stick a fork up there . I don’t think it’s possible So innocent! She/Her/Hers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsterMom 12,647 Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, Franch Toast said: So innocent! I’ve never been called that before . Is a fork common? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blankpaper 21 Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 10 minutes ago, MonsterMom said: I’ve just been thinking...how do you stick a fork up there . I don’t think it’s possible I sincerely hope they stuck it in handle-first reality’s tight if the music is right Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franch Toast 26,864 Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, MonsterMom said: I’ve never been called that before . Is a fork common? I don't have first-hand experience with any of that stuff, and I don't think any of it is common, but never underestimate the creativity and depravity of humans. I would think a fork would be painful, but maybe there's a special way to insert it? Or perhaps it was a plastic fork. I'll have to ask my cousin more details. She/Her/Hers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkmanthaC 114,673 Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 28 minutes ago, Franch Toast said: I don't have first-hand experience with any of that stuff, and I don't think any of it is common, but never underestimate the creativity and depravity of humans. I would think a fork would be painful, but maybe there's a special way to insert it? Or perhaps it was a plastic fork. I'll have to ask my cousin more details. It just sounds painful. Like why wouldn’t you stop?? she/her/hers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumours 45,521 Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Economy said: My ex and I could of used advice back in the day cuz she used to be always dry big time She'd only get wet after long foreplay but it would take so long that my excitement would be done by the time she was ready and my bonner gone it was so frustrating The the lives from the store suck. They all say long lasting but u have to keep reapplying like every 3-4 minutes Maybe you should have timed your business cycle better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamite 59,252 Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 23 hours ago, rasclautmangos said: ETA: I see Bobby liked the video lol Estimated time of arrival: boby liked video Like a poem said by a neydy in red Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaLuna 12,732 Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 Me when I looked up the lyrics to WAP out of curiosity Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 15 hours ago, Funkymonkey said: That"s a bit of an exageration but ok go awf May I ask why you hate it that much? Omg It's a preference we all have different taste. A blowjob is not obligatory and shouldn't be expected out of people Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeKermit 4,922 Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 5 hours ago, KanyeWest said: It's a preference we all have different taste. A blowjob is not obligatory and shouldn't be expected out of people Well I wasnt like "omg WhY DoNt U LiKe GiViNg Bj'S" I just thought it was VERY dramatic to sqy u would rather be in a plane crash (aka die) than to give a bj, was interested to know where the hate came from? Maybe he/she was traumatized Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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