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River - Cough On Me (ROM Parody)


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Hey guys, I'm back

After Stupid Fans (Stupid Love), Haroon (Judas) and Karen (Alice)

I'm back with a new parody

Enjoy

I didn't ask for a free mask
I only asked you to keep a good distance
I never asked to feature Pitbull
At least I stayed home, you didn't even stay at all

She's coughing down on me
Karen from Missouri
She's coughing down on me
I'm ready, cough on me

I'd rather be masked but at least I'm alive
cough on me cough cough
cough on me cough cough
I'd rather be masked but at least I'm alive
cough on me cough cough
cough on me cough cough
COUGH. ON. ME.

cough on me
mmm oh yeah Karen
cough on me

Livin' in a world where everyone is a doctor
Oh well, at least they try mmm
Gotta Google the truth, spread the conspiracy
So I don't have to wear a mask, Karen, yeah

I can feel it on chin (She's coughing down on me)
Microbes on my face (Karen from Missouri)
Let me wash away my hands (She's coughing down on me)
Let me wash my hands

I'd rather be masked but at least I'm alive
cough on me cough cough
cough on me cough cough
I'd rather be masked but at least I'm alive
cough on me cough cough
cough on me cough cough
COUGH. ON. ME.

Cough on me
Cough on me
oh yeah yeah
Cough on me ooh yeah
Cough on me
Cough on me
ooh

Hand up to your mouth
I'll  be your cavity
I'm about to cough
Cough on me, Salami
Hand up to your mouth
I'll  be your cavity
I'm about to cough
COUGH. ON. ME.

I'd rather be masked but at least I'm alive
cough on me cough cough
cough on me cough cough
I'd rather be masked but at least I'm alive
cough on me cough cough
cough on me cough cough
COUGH. ON. ME.

I hear the Covid comin' down
Won't you cough on me?
Eh eh yeah (walalalala)

I hear the Covid' comin down
Won't you cough on me?
Eh eh yeah
COUGH. ON. ME.

So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy
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River

misunderstanding move along girls:yennefer:

So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy
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HeavyMetalLover

I can feel it on chin (She's coughing down on me)
Microbes on my face (Karen from Missouri)
Let me wash away my hands (She's coughing down on me)
Let me wash my hands
 

I can’t hahaha :ladyhaha:

i don't remember ARTPOP
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Born in Chromatica

These lyrics slay River. Cough on Me :ohwell:

Sick Friends Tv GIF

FaShIoN iS mY pAsSiOn!
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Babylon98
9 minutes ago, River said:

@zcasx rude.

You don't have to like it, but this is rude, you wouldn't want people to do the same to your creations right? your negativity is very sad.

Sorry didn't mean it like it, I found it pretty funny actually. It was more of a sad as in "sad to get coronavirus" if that makes sense. I'll just lmao react next time.

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River
Just now, zcasx said:

Sorry didn't mean it like it, I found it pretty funny actually. It was more of a sad as in "sad to get coronavirus" if that makes sense. I'll just lmao react next time.

No problem thanks for the explanation :heart: sorry for being too sensitive :fatcat:

So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy
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Babylon98
Just now, River said:

No problem thanks for the explanation :heart: sorry for being too sensitive :fatcat:

No worries, I totally understand it! :runhug:

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homomo
35 minutes ago, River said:

Livin' in a world where everyone is a doctor
Oh well, at least they try nnnnnn

:rip: 

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Shipper

Should have been, 

"Cough on me, Stefani"

Instead of salami lol

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River
58 minutes ago, Shipper said:

Should have been, 

"Cough on me, Stefani"

Instead of salami lol

lol I wanted to give something that makes no sense, just like galaxy in ROM :laughga:

So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy
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Pop Music
1 hour ago, River said:

She's coughing down on me
Karen from Missouri

this is where I was gone :ladyhaha:

Pop Music and Lady Gaga forever!
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River

@ProjectJoanne plz record it thnx

and finish deva devastated

So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy
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River
10 minutes ago, SHALLOW said:

:diane:

:laughga:

So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy
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