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"Your God is not here, Michael"


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For those of you who didn't get to experience this famous meme from the BTW era, it's time you learn. :trollga: Okay, so Michael Pooter, one of Gaga's hairstylists back during the BTW era, claimed that Gaga was a Devil worshipper. He couldn't stand the way she looked at him, and had asked her to stop, which in reply, she said she was gonna eat her babies. Here's where it gets interesting. Michael said, and I quote, "One day, when she was mumbling more than normal, which I found out later was her actually speaking in tongues, I saw the number 666 on her scalp and I quickly asked for God to protect me. She rose up out of her chair and floated 3 feet above the ground while yelling.....'YOUR GOD IS NOT HERE MICHAEL. NOR WILL HE EVER BE. NOW GIVE ME SOME MORE HIGHLIGHTS AND TRIM MY BANGS YOU WORTHLESS *beep*'" Even back in the day, I thought this was wild, and obviously still do. :vegas:

https://www.vladtv.com/article/62841/lady-gagas-former-hairstylist-brands-her-a-devil-worshiper

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Just now, Lighter said:

This story will always be real in my heart:pray:

We have to stan Gaga's supernatural powers :firega:

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Just now, Alladin Sane said:

My favorite Gaga story. :oops:

Same! It would be a great Halloween campfire story too :vegas:

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River
9 minutes ago, EuphoricVibez said:

Michael Pooter

Michael :poot:er

Come on and wrap that blade of grass around my hairy ass
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Just now, Trillion Reasons said:

So it's not from another movie I've never watched, interesting. :yennefer:

It's from a movie called "The Exorcist", you know :excuseu:

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Just now, Brecht said:

And then the devil flicked his vagina and called him fatty

I can NOT :ladyhaha:

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Just now, EuphoricVibez said:

It's from a movie called "The Exorcist", you know :excuseu:

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