What 1-line tweet could Gaga post to permanently cancel her career?

[xoxo Craig 55,649]

"Sorry Russia but Iryna couldn't handle his snake xoxo, gaga"

Or a variation  of that 

"Sorry Russia, Brads anaconda didn't want none unless you got buns hun... #Don'tYouKnowMyAssIsFamous" 

[LilyLark 10,104]

Some of these are funny, some are...f*cked up.

But ssrly, Gaga barely uses twitter so we don't have to worry about a "I quit pop" tweet.

[AVeryGagaHolyDick 25,652]

- On Thursday: "Monsters, I'm giving birth to a new baby… tomorrow. Get ready!"

- On Friday: "SURPRISE! Martyr is now available for pre-order! #HausLabs #lipgloss"

[Didymus 34,379]

Just now, KEVIN STEVE said:

- On Thursday: "Monsters, I'm giving birth to a new baby… tomorrow. Get ready!"

- On Friday: "SURPRISE! Martyr is now available for pre-order! #HausLabs #lipgloss"

That or "LG6 tomorrow" and then LG6 is a mascara

[Customzanotti 1,811]

2 minutes ago, KEVIN STEVE said:

- On Thursday: "Monsters, I'm giving birth to a new baby… tomorrow. Get ready!"

- On Friday: "SURPRISE! Martyr is now available for pre-order! #HausLabs #lipgloss"

Imagining her giving birth

"Haus of metalhead is crowning" and she pops a le riot gloss out of her kooch #nonspons

[Didymus 34,379]

4 minutes ago, Customzanotti said:

Imagining her giving birth

"Haus of metalhead is crowning" and she pops a le riot gloss out of her kooch #nonspons

[ice bear 1]

"i'm canceling my career"

"the beyhive sucks"

"i killed lina morgana"

 

[Didymus 34,379]

Just now, LanaDelGrant said:

"the beyhive sucks"

Omg bitch they'd have to shut down the internet

[Freud 5,666]

"Actually I'm not Italian and I gave Bradley ravioli out of the can"

[DonatellaPop 3,482]

27 minutes ago, Twitter said:

“I’m releasing DWUW video p0rn edition”

i feel like it would actually SELL like yes it would be controversial but still, the gays would LIVE for that

[jacs vs looser 4,260]

"I mean, I don't condone what Hitler did, but as fellow artist I get where he was coming from"

[Twitter 14]

17 minutes ago, DonatellaPop said:

i feel like it would actually SELL like yes it would be controversial but still, the gays would LIVE for that

+ massive straight people

[Didymus 34,379]

2 minutes ago, jacs vs looser said:

"I mean, I don't condone what Hitler did, but as fellow artist I get where he was coming from"

And then uses one of his paintings as a single cover

Well, if she ever wanted to cancel her career this thread would be a goldmine

[AndiGaga 6,713]

" #Trump2020 "

[Customzanotti 1,811]

I'm rebranding little monsters, or should i say... little madonsters! Don't call me Gaga, call me Madonga and stream Convey Thyself #gapteeth