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GAGA: The Theme Park

OR

Enigma. The Park. 

With a ride called The Disco Stick

Imagine being able to say you actually took a ride on the Disco Stick. :ladyhaha:

 

If Dolly can have Dollywood why can't Gaga have a post millenial intergalactic theme park where the rides are inspired by her hits????

The Edge of Glory... A ride that takes you to the edge of a cliff and you fly off landing in a Yüyi mermaid pool.

The Shallow. A ride where you dive into/underneath the waters. 

Marry the Night. A ride that faces directly up at the sky at night and you clunk giant glowing neon wedding bells at the top.

The Electric Chapel. A twisting spiraling ride that zips through a cathedral's flying buttresses and vaulted ceilings. 

Poker Face. A giant massive Russian Roulette style table that uses inertia to send you against the walls, followed by the floor dropping you into a pool/massive trampoline.

Applause. The louder you scream, the faster the riders can make the ride move. The first ever sound/audience operated ride in the world. 

The Paparazzi Maze. A multi leveled red carpeted maze made out of interactive wall screens. Get the most selfies/challenges from different rooms in the time...win a prize. Think "Pop Cultural Gladiator".

The Vessel. The centerplace of Enigma: The Park. Where stores (Haus Labs), bars (The Bitter End South), restaurants( Joanne Trattoria at Enigma, ArtBird at Enigma), galleries, and Gaga's famous outfits will be transfered after her Vegas show. 

The Disco Stick. A super fast musical ride that glows and shoots around the park. Take a ride on the disco stick. 

There also will be Born This Way buses that ride around the park for kids to talk about embracing youth empowerment. The theme of the park would be "Be Fearless. Be Brave. Be Free."

Take my coins Orlando. Take my coins. 

 

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Didymus

:lmao:

I love this. Imagine there being Gaga characters to meet throughout the park, like Candy Warhol, Jo Calderone, Yüyi,... :giveup:

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1 minute ago, Didymus said:

:lmao:

I love this. Imagine there being Gaga characters to meet throughout the park, like Candy Warhol, Jo Calderone, Yüyi,... :giveup:

Omg it keeps getting better! 

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PunkTheFunk

The LG5 Coaster: Fasten your seatbelts! This roller coaster takes you on a wild ride through mind boggling loops and stomach churning drops! Just when the excitement is building, the track ends abruptly and you're ejected out of your seat! You go flying through the air-- and land in a bale of hay. As you look up around you, you realize you've been transported to a farm in Kansas. A pink cowboy hat has been strapped to your head. You can't feel your legs and you begin to suffocate.

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TimisaMonster

The food and drinks will taste amazing 

Stream my new single, 💜"Heartbeat"💜, on Spotify!
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9 minutes ago, The13thNote said:

Applause. The louder you scream, the faster the riders can make the ride move. The first ever sound/audience operated ride in the world. 

 

Imagine 13 year old girls... :ladyhaha:

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The13thNote

Makeup is lucrative. But....she would make billions off of this. She could even put a venue in it for her favorite up and coming acts to perform at throughout the year. 

 

And there would be Gaga Pride Nights. 

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10 minutes ago, The13thNote said:

GAGA: The Theme Park

OR

Enigma. The Park. 

With a ride called The Disco Stick

Imagine being able to say you actually took a ride on the Disco Stick. :ladyhaha:

 

If Dolly can have Dollywood why can't Gaga have a post millenial intergalactic theme park where the rides are inspired by her hits????

The Edge of Glory... A ride that takes you to the edge of a cliff and you fly off landing in a Yüyi mermaid pool.

The Shallow. A ride where you dive into/underneath the waters. 

Marry the Night. A ride that faces directly up at the sky at night and you clunk giant glowing neon wedding bells at the top.

The Electric Chapel. A twisting spiraling ride that zips through a cathedral's flying buttresses and vaulted ceilings. 

Poker Face. A giant massive Russian Roulette style table that uses inertia to send you against the walls, followed by the floor dropping you into a pool/massive trampoline.

Applause. The louder you scream, the faster the riders can make the ride move. The first ever sound/audience operated ride in the world. 

The Paparazzi Maze. A multi leveled red carpeted maze made out of interactive wall screens. Get the most selfies/challenges from different rooms in the time...win a prize. Think "Pop Cultural Gladiator".

The Vessel. The centerplace of Enigma: The Park. Where stores (Haus Labs), bars (The Bitter End South), restaurants( Joanne Trattoria at Enigma, ArtBird at Enigma), galleries, and Gaga's famous outfits will be transfered after her Vegas show. 

The Disco Stick. A super fast musical ride that glows and shoots around the park. Take a ride on the disco stick. 

There also will be Born This Way buses that ride around the park for kids to talk about embracing youth empowerment. The theme of the park would be "Be Fearless. Be Brave. Be Free."

Take my coins Orlando. Take my coins. 

 

yo, thats a concept :flutter: take my coins as well!!
 

well thought :wub:

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Didymus
1 minute ago, TimisaMonster said:

The food and drinks will taste amazing 

A $200 meat dress to share family style :ladyhaha: I can see it all.

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MonsterMom

Her music played on a loop 24/7 :giveup:

Shirts that say “ I rode a disco stick” :bradley:

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Renie

Omg and the prizes you win when you play the games can be replicas of her iconic wigs! Imagine everyone walking around in those!!

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Didymus

Gotta try the park exclusive Blonde South and Whiskey Mouth cocktails :giveup: I hear they taste amazing mixed together :what:

The Rainbow Syrup in a unicorn cup :heart: Having way too much fun imagining this now. Imagine the Grigio Girls Terrace & Wine Bar :nooo:

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