Why is Maluma's nose contoured for the gods on his new album cover.

[BOMSHELL 2,708]

2 hours ago, PunkTheFunk said:

He needs to keep it nice and sharp to defend himself from Madame Xtinct

No toe is safe from Madame X’s tongue

[JusKeepBreathin 19,311]

6 hours ago, LittleLocoCoco said:

He looks about 20 years older than his age.

Nevermind I read the comment wrong lol 

[RoverLoader 1,254]

I used to think he was hot till I realised he's like 5ft6

[littlepotter 74,607]

god i love his jacket

[littlepotter 74,607]

1 hour ago, RoverLoader said:

I used to think he was hot till I realised he's like 5ft6

i'm.......... offended

[Musicisfreedom 5,837]

Maluma is actually awesome. Madonna really got me into his music, I am shocked. His album is a total bop. And he is very good looking I must say  

[Maleficent 6]

1 hour ago, RoverLoader said:

I used to think he was hot till I realised he's like 5ft6

wait but madonna is 5’4 and wears 4 inch heels so shouldn’t she look taller than maluma in the medellín video + performance? 

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26 minutes ago, Maleficent said:

wait but madonna is 5’4 and wears 4 inch heels so shouldn’t she look taller than maluma in the medellín video + performance? 

Just looked it up - he's 5ft8 haha. Sorry, But I LOVE guys like the Rock. I really wanna smell what he's cooking. Maluma IS very Handsome though.

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7 hours ago, Magneto said:

- teas

Worst swordfish ever

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5 hours ago, Gaga Ooh Lala said:

Why is he a thing? He sounds despacito 2.0. He looks good for 40 years old. I'll give him that.

40 is NOT 70!~!

[SummerBoy 57]

Isn't he 25 and 5ft 10 >_> <_<<

[JusKeepBreathin 19,311]

2 hours ago, Musicisfreedom said:

Maluma is actually awesome. Madonna really got me into his music, I am shocked. His album is a total bop. And he is very good looking I must say  

I wasn't a big fan of his music before except when he worked with Shakira and Ricky Martin, but this album is definitely a total bop. He also put the album on YouTube with pseudo videos and they are great too. 

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2 minutes ago, JusKeepBreathin said:

I wasn't a big fan of his music before except when he worked with Shakira and Ricky Martin, but this album is definitely a total bop. He also put the album on YouTube with pseudo videos and they are great too. 

He has a great voice, and actually makes some really good songs. I've been digging through his discography and it seems pretty good tbh. Never would've thought I would really like Maluma. I don't even listen to any male pop stars. Also, his songs with Shakira are really good

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52 minutes ago, RoverLoader said:

40 is NOT 70!~!

40 is the new 70.

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Just now, Knife said:

40 is the new 70.

Surely 70 is the new 40? What with botox and fillers lol