PunkTheFunk 121,505 Posted February 17, 2019 Author Share Posted February 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Mister D said: Only sex after marriage? Does that even exist?Ā Yes, it'sĀ 1819, get with the timesĀ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TMM90 2,797 Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Are you 13? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Tape 410 Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 shawn mentos is only good for dicking imo. like who wants to marry untalented hairless twink Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikolai Barrow 1,337 Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Get that hit thread! Anyway i choose Gaga! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HausOfMiklaus 1,803 Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 This question... guys, go outside. Spend time with your friends. Read a book maybe.Ā Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickens in Malibu 7,873 Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 The way shawn talks is a turn off for me anyway. He needs to be more self-confident and stop caring too much about what people say online. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC 25,164 Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Iām straight so this is an easy answer fromĀ meĀ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
27monster27 9,468 Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 1 hour ago, PunkTheFunk said: Ā he/him/his Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkTheFunk 121,505 Posted February 17, 2019 Author Share Posted February 17, 2019 29 minutes ago, Miklaus Nite said: This question... guys, go outside. Spend time with your friends. Read a book maybe.Ā he said, typing furiously on Gagadaily.comĀ as Marry The Night played softly on his laptop speakers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaLa 18,564 Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Okay, got it sorted: So I just googled and I'm 12 years older than ShawnĀ Ā But hey, the heart wants what it wants, maybe he's into older ladies, great. We get married. I convince him to move to Malibu. I take up horseback riding again. I buy my own chickens. I develop an affinity for Starbucks.Ā And hey, what do you know, my wonderful husband is in the music business, we have some mutual friends with Gaga! What a coincidence!Ā Her and I become best friends, and even though she doesn't release music anymore doesn't mean she doesn't still sing. Maybe for her friends when they're hanging out at her house! I secretly record all the new songs she plays me so I can listen to them whenever I want, and I live my rich fabulous life with Shawn Mendes.Ā Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkTheFunk 121,505 Posted February 17, 2019 Author Share Posted February 17, 2019 3 minutes ago, LaLa said: Okay, got it sorted: So I just googled and I'm 12 years older than ShawnĀ Ā But hey, the heart wants what it wants, maybe he's into older ladies, great. We get married. I convince him to move to Malibu. I take up horseback riding again. I buy my own chickens. I develop an affinity for Starbucks.Ā And hey, what do you know, my wonderful husband is in the music business, we have some mutual friends with Gaga! What a coincidence!Ā Her and I become best friends, and even though she doesn't release music anymore doesn't mean she doesn't still sing. Maybe for her friends when they're hanging out at her house! I secretly record all the new songs she plays me so I can listen to them whenever I want, and I live my rich fabulous life with Shawn Mendes.Ā You cracked the codeĀ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody hooker 6,445 Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 The no sex before marriage ruined the option. I was about to have a six hour sex session with Shawn every weekĀ until I read that part.Ā Ā Ā Ā I was was going to pick Gaga anyway, so thereās that.Ā Thisļ»æ mutual gaze was a ālonging to touchā or a "pre-coitus" stare.ļ»æ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggsy 8,280 Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Bottoms are a dime a dozen.. Gaga however is Unique.. Jk no bottom shaming Ā Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
zakariah 11,556 Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 I know this was a joke & all but I honestly had a hard time choosing but of course I ultimately chose Gaga Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dit 43,478 Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Sayonara Gaga career . Hello Shawn's D!Ā Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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