Oscar Snatcher 65 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 https://www.out.com/entertainment/2018/12/18/lady-gaga-has-some-serious-competition-best-song-oscars "Presenter Celine Dion announces Thom Yorke as the winner, and he’s not even in attendance so Lady Gaga accepts for him. “For which mother were you anointed?” she asks Dion, slowly tearing open her chest, pulling out the sunglasses she wore on the cover of The Fame. She walks through the Dolby Theater, row by row, as Nicole Kidman, Glenn Close and Melissa McCarthy beg for death. Rami Malek, stripped naked, wails something halfway between a howl and a song. “Keep dancing,” cries Gaga, “you’re all so beautiful, just dance!” Then she announces a new release of tickets for Enigma." Sip on this TEA henny?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red 98,012 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 OMG if this happened I would c.um If you see me posting like crazy, I'm either bored or procrastinating. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitleysingur 13,789 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Nice fanfic but at least get the soon-to-be-fact winner aka Shallow right Dreams of you and me are in the dirt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAMROD 109,637 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 BOOOOOO!!! I WANT MY MONEY BACK!! WORST DCEU MOVIE EVER!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ✧*:･ﾟ dancin' until i'm dead (*´艸｀*) ♡♡♡ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR Gg 12,985 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Reported for mislabeling thread and posting this crap as a rumor lol. And it's not even funny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
zakariah 11,721 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 wtf did I just read? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regina George 59,387 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virgin Ryan 1,375 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 I'm here for Rami strips naked tho. I'm thirsty. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR Gg 12,985 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 6 minutes ago, Oscar Snatcher said: whuttt i didn't know rumors had to be 99% real I didn't know a magazine's nonsensical "prediction" counts as a rumor Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith ink 1,482 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Reported. Get those wp sis Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloody g 31,746 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Yeah no clearly Gaga will win 『𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝』 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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