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Every song about birthdays is awful


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River
11 minutes ago, ShockPop said:

Excuse me? Bart Simpson & Micheal Jackson beg to differ.

Lisa is your birthdaaaaay happy birhtday lisaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I heard the original solo of MJ few months ago, I cried like a bitch, I didn't know it exist! thanks to @PartySick:diane:

So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy
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RAMROD

All y'all virgins or something? Why would y'all make an issue of sexual birthday songs??:lmao:

Why can't y'all let some adults live their life, damn! :lmao:

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ✧*:・゚ 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘢, 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 (*´艸`*) ♡♡♡
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Joshie S

Literally listen to this banger on my birthday as if it's written about birthday cake, but we all really know what type of cake it about:

 

The melody that you choose can rescue you ♥
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15 hours ago, corvus albus said:

The worst birthday song of all time Ladies and Gentlemen:

 

Um this is iconic. 12 year old me bopT to this

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gypsy101

“It’s Your Birthdee Slut” by Jenna Maroney:

you say that it’s your birthday time to skank it up hard

choke a cop with your panties—

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MonsterOfSpain
2 minutes ago, Azor Ahai said:

 

 

Just learned how to say Happy Birthday in Greek... the spelling means something really different in Spanish though :rip: :deadbanana: 

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Azor Ahai
3 minutes ago, MonsterOfSpain said:

Just learned how to say Happy Birthday in Greek... the spelling means something really different in Spanish though :rip: :deadbanana: 

x is h in greek :v:

So it's pronounced "Hronia Polla" which literally means "Years Many" 

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Antichrist

came in here to save the thread by posting madge's song

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guess you need some holy water to clean those ears of yours

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just kidding, i hate birthdays & everything about it too :emma:

 

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DiscoHeaven23
18 hours ago, corvus albus said:

The worst birthday song of all time Ladies and Gentlemen:

 

 

 

omg, i was just about to say this is the best one. i love it

 

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VOLANTIS

Katy, Rihanna and Madonna snapped hard though :diane: 

And this one is a bop too.

 

 

I'll lift you 3 inches off the ground and drag you to a meter and a half
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NewUsername
19 hours ago, Glamourpuss said:

50 Cent - In Da Club. "Go shorty, it's your birthday, we're gonna party like it's your birthday." It's one I always play at birthdays anyway. :laughga:

I liked Beyonce's version back in the day. 

 

I never knew this existed!

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