Gimme More 33,880 Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 i used to think britney was singing 'kitty kitty, kitty kitty' instead of 'get it get it, get it get it' in Slave 4 U. #JusticeForBritney ⥠Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke78619 22,401 Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 R. Kelly: I could be the green in your blunt what I hear: I could be the cream in your b*tt   EDIT: felt I had to sensor this nasty sh*t  insta: good_lukeing | I have nothing else to promote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DitaDolla 10,069 Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 The first time I listened to Before I Cry I thought she would sing: 'I can't believe the things you said Right now I wish that you we're dead" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snorlax 5,057 Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Bacon, eggs, bacon,eggs, I'm so ****ing grateful for my eggs, Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrawberryBlond 13,287 Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Ones I've heard Kesha's Gold Trans Am - "20 bucks and a switchblade knife, I never could meddle with the devil inside." (still think that sounds even better than the actual lyrics). Joe Cocker & Jennifer Warnes' Up Where We Belong - "And if there's somewhere we belong." (boring, I know) Nicki Minaj's Automatic - "I'm a monster on a funky cl*t." Michael Jackson's Beat It - "Just beat it, beat it, beat it, no one wants to beat the feeling, strong as how f**king strong is your fight."Â Ones other people have heard Sister Sledge's We Are Family - "Just let me staple the vicar." (Peter Kay's awesomeness) Shania Twain's That Don't Impress Me Much - "I can't believe you kiss your c**k at night." (Peter's again!) Taylor Swift's Blank Space - "Got a long list, Starbucks lovers." Wild Cherry's Play That Funky Music - "Play that f**king music, white boy." Culture Club's Karma Chameleon - "Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma comedian." (courtesy of my granny) Bee Gees' Stayin' Alive - "Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're staying the night." (granny's again!) Ariana Grande's Dangerous Woman - "All girls wanna be like that, bagels underneath like that." Paloma Faith's Can't Rely On You - "You know you got that good stuffed potato legs." Bill Haley & His Comets' Rock Around The Clock - "When the clock strikes twelve, we'll poo our pants." (guy from Britain's Got Talent) Whitney Houston's I'm Every Woman - "I'm Terry Wogan, I'm Terry Wogan!" (the same guy, he should've been invited back!) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haroon 49,685 Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Rihanna - Only Girl âI want you to love me, like Iâm a hot pieâ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
monster4life231 4,304 Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Daft Punk - Get Lucky I thought the lyrics was "we'll rob a mexican" and not "we're up all night to get". spread peace - #MJInnocent Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Bitch 10,513 Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Poker Face: "I'll get him hard, show him that I'm hot"Â Â Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fame Monster 3,361 Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Lady Gaga - Always Remember Us This Way âI donât wanna be just American baby, yeahâ It makes sense, cuz sheâs Italian. And another funny misheard one was when me and my friend were listening to The Cure and she sang âIâm gonna kill you anywayâ Find your freedom in the music Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViGaga 777 Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 my boyfriends name is juyuan and we cant stop hearing the part of a yo where she says which one youll never tell it sounds like with juyuan youll never tell and i cant unhear it lmao Little Monster in Buffalo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Hybrid 10,959 Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Is it one second I'm a Koons or I'm a Kunst? I still don't know No familyâs safe when I sashay Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikolaj 11,633 Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Poker Face = Gogo Place I was young and dumb. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAGASEXUAL 2,842 Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Suck My Milk, Made Sour Free or Suck My Milkmaid, Sour Free Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy 10,363 Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Instead of "our lover's quarrel" "I loved a squirrel!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy 10,363 Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 2 hours ago, The Fame Monster said: Lady Gaga - Always Remember Us This Way âI donât wanna be just American baby, yeahâ It makes sense, cuz sheâs Italian. And another funny misheard one was when me and my friend were listening to The Cure and she sang âIâm gonna kill you anywayâ I thought it was "I don't wanna be just illiterate baby, yeah!" lolol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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