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I would definitely keep it a secret and I'd only bring it up with like, my mom, or someone who I knew really well and I knew would not immediately get stars before their eyes and try to figure out some way to get some of that celebrity-dust rubbed off on them. I'd feel like a bad friend if I used her name to get personal asspats. 

If we were friends, I would want to go horseback riding and on hikes with her. I'd give her advice on how to be a better rider in exchange for listening to me complain about man problemz. She would probably like listening to my normal-ass problems and offering her wisdom lol.  We'd smoke a J and listen to old records. We'd go to dive bars in my hometown with her dressed incognito and slug whiskey and chain smoke Djarums with old jazz cats and  long-haired metal dudes. We would make pasta from scratch in her giant mansion kitchen and get flour and dough all over her expensive fancy decorations. I'd feel embarrassed and apologize and Gaga would laugh and refill my wine glass and start playing the piano, not caring that she is getting sticky dough fingers all over the keys. 

My old cat is a tough man, but i cant deny the way he bites my hand and he stabs me, he grabs me by my heart <3
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28 minutes ago, Possibly Maybe said:

@you for that self promo :laughga: but same 

My mixtape Niche is coming out soon (or shall I say, as soon as I work on it) 

Well it's my 7th album so I'll take all I can get. Lmao

You'll have to remind me when yours is done and I'll listen! 

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12 minutes ago, Satans Ex Wife said:

I would definitely keep it a secret and I'd only bring it up with like, my mom, or someone who I knew really well and I knew would not immediately get stars before their eyes and try to figure out some way to get some of that celebrity-dust rubbed off on them. I'd feel like a bad friend if I used her name to get personal asspats. 

If we were friends, I would want to go horseback riding and on hikes with her. I'd give her advice on how to be a better rider in exchange for listening to me complain about man problemz. She would probably like listening to my normal-ass problems and offering her wisdom lol.  We'd smoke a J and listen to old records. We'd go to dive bars in my hometown with her dressed incognito and slug whiskey and chain smoke Djarums with old jazz cats and  long-haired metal dudes. We would make pasta from scratch in her giant mansion kitchen and get flour and dough all over her expensive fancy decorations. I'd feel embarrassed and apologize and Gaga would laugh and refill my wine glass and start playing the piano, not caring that she is getting sticky dough fingers all over the keys. 

You just described basically exactly what me and my real life friends do on the daily. Haha. I love this because its something I'd be doing anyway so why not have Gaga tag along? 

:staymad:

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Lol it would be private :diane: and I’d be that friend to tell her maybe it’s time to burn them yehhaw hats girl. :diane: maybe diamond heart should’ve been single etc:diane: and YA’LL would be fed rn tbh

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12 minutes ago, GhettoFabulous said:

Lol it would be private :diane: and I’d be that friend to tell her maybe it’s time to burn them yehhaw hats girl. :diane: maybe diamond heart should’ve been single etc:diane: and YA’LL would be fed rn tbh

Oh I'm with you about that Diamond Heart!!!!

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If Gaga was my best friend I'd totally act ad a best friend is expected to do. Also, being best friends usually mean that you already know each other for a very long time, If not growing up together.

I honestly would act like I do with my real best friend, well of course you'd have to dodge some paparazzi sometimes, but in private you can drink all the beer you need, fart or burp everytime you want and gossip the hell out of your ass. 

I didn't choose Gaga, Gaga chose me
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1 hour ago, That J said:

You just described basically exactly what me and my real life friends do on the daily. Haha. I love this because its something I'd be doing anyway so why not have Gaga tag along? 

:staymad:

Exactly! Join my crew Gagz! We are just like the Rivington Rebels except more Italian and with bourbon instead of Jameson! 

My old cat is a tough man, but i cant deny the way he bites my hand and he stabs me, he grabs me by my heart <3
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Just now, Satans Ex Wife said:

Exactly! Join my crew Gagz! We are just like the Rivington Rebels except more Italian and with bourbon instead of Jameson! 

Ok this deserves a loud...

YAAAAAAASSSESS QUUUEEEEN! lol. I never say that in real life but it works in this scenario. :ladyhaha:

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Just now, That J said:

Ok this deserves a loud...

YAAAAAAASSSESS QUUUEEEEN! lol. I never say that in real life but it works in this scenario. :ladyhaha:

Oh I feel so honored that I received a genuine YAS QUEEN award!

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My old cat is a tough man, but i cant deny the way he bites my hand and he stabs me, he grabs me by my heart <3
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1 minute ago, Satans Ex Wife said:

Oh I feel so honored that I received a genuine YAS QUEEN award!

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I do what I can for my fellow man...

Or woman...

Or whatever the hell you are!  :huntyga: xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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Sis, she would be giving me advice. And I would keep it on the low key but tell my mom how I am friends with the biggest artist the world has ever seen 

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3 hours ago, That J said:

Well it's my 7th album so I'll take all I can get. Lmao

You'll have to remind me when yours is done and I'll listen! 

Well I already have a tracklist planned but I’m so busy with work and school that I probably won’t have anything out for another few months. This will be my fourth overall project but the other three have been wiped from the internet :flop: I was so young when I did them it’s embarrassing tbh 

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38 minutes ago, Possibly Maybe said:

Well I already have a tracklist planned but I’m so busy with work and school that I probably won’t have anything out for another few months. This will be my fourth overall project but the other three have been wiped from the internet :flop: I was so young when I did them it’s embarrassing tbh 

Awee theres always something sweet about the first few albums tho. As much as I wanted to totally delete my first 2, I didnt because hearing the little mistakes and such makes it raw and real. If you listen to them all in order, you listen to a journey of growth. Each gets better and better and more experimental, etc.  I decided to scale back a notch for this new one because I found myself going a tad too hard and dark on industrial trap when I'm really a house/dance/hip hop/electronica  hybrid. I've got 6 tracks cut and finished and I'm very proud of this one. I've infused some jazz, neo soul, funk and minimalistic slow jam swerve. It's cool. 

Hit me up sometime and we can share some tracks!  

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Thanks for all the responses guys and ladies! I trust that IF any of us ever have the chance to be her friend, we would do good by her. Drink, eat and be merry basically.  Haha

I do think in Gaga's mind, when she looks out on her audience and she feels the connection of those who have been with her thru this long road...she considers us all her friends.

I say we all go together to ENIGMA and wear tshirts with TEXT ME SOMETIME and our phone number on it and just see what happens.

...just make sure the weird guy in the corner of the mens restroom doesnt see it.  :trollga:

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