Poissonche 12,365 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Blue Madonna said: 'Ally Maine' YES PLOT TWIST ALLY AND JACKSON ARE ACTUALLY LONG LOST TWINS (same last name, you see) AND THEN THEY SAY "F*CK WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WE'VE ALREADY SUCKED OFF EACH OTHER'S BIG DONKEY D!CK" so then to undo their incestuous activities they go on eBay and find a slightly used time-travelling doubled-headed dildo and the number of thrusts you do on it is the number of days you go back so they go back to the day of their birth and they unlose each other - it was all just a little mistake made by a nurse on the 47th hour of her 68-hour long shift, crappy health system eh? - so they wake up in a present where they were raised as twins and no one remembers their incestuous fling. But they remember. And they're sad about it. At the end of the movie, they can be seen singing I'll Never Love Again while putting graffitis all over the city, reading "incest is wincest" even though they're not practicing it anymore. But in the movie they're the ones who actually invent the phrase "incest is wincest" and they become very rich with it and they live happily ever after as non-lovers twins. But they still remember and wish they'd never learned the truth. Here, I spoiled you in full this whole "Ally Maine" concept You're welcome Best Picture Oscar winner, am I right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Othon 32,263 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Poissonche said: YES PLOT TWIST ALLY AND JACKSON ARE ACTUALLY LONG LOST TWINS (same last name, you see) AND THEN THEY SAY "F*CK WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WE'VE ALREADY SUCKED OFF EACH OTHER'S BIG DONKEY D!CK" so then to undo their incestuous activities they go on eBay and find a slightly used time-travelling doubled-headed dildo and the number of thrusts you do on it is the number of days you go back so they go back to the day of their birth and they unlose each other - it was all just a little mistake made by a nurse on the 47th hour of her 68-hour long shift, crappy health system eh? - so they wake up in a present where they were raised as twins and no one remembers their incestuous fling. But they remember. And they're sad about it. At the end of the movie, they can be seen singing I'll Never Love Again while putting graffitis all over the city, reading "incest is wincest" even though they're not practicing it anymore. But in the movie they're the ones who actually invent the phrase "incest is wincest" and they become very rich with it and they live happily ever after as non-lovers twins. But they still remember and wish they'd never learned the truth. Here, I spoiled you in full this whole "Ally Maine" concept You're welcome Best Picture Oscar winner, am I right? ................... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Poissonche said: YES PLOT TWIST ALLY AND JACKSON ARE ACTUALLY LONG LOST TWINS (same last name, you see) AND THEN THEY SAY "F*CK WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WE'VE ALREADY SUCKED OFF EACH OTHER'S BIG DONKEY D!CK" so then to undo their incestuous activities they go on eBay and find a slightly used time-travelling doubled-headed dildo and the number of thrusts you do on it is the number of days you go back so they go back to the day of their birth and they unlose each other - it was all just a little mistake made by a nurse on the 47th hour of her 68-hour long shift, crappy health system eh? - so they wake up in a present where they were raised as twins and no one remembers their incestuous fling. But they remember. And they're sad about it. At the end of the movie, they can be seen singing I'll Never Love Again while putting graffitis all over the city, reading "incest is wincest" even though they're not practicing it anymore. But in the movie they're the ones who actually invent the phrase "incest is wincest" and they become very rich with it and they live happily ever after as non-lovers twins. But they still remember and wish they'd never learned the truth. Here, I spoiled you in full this whole "Ally Maine" concept You're welcome Best Picture Oscar winner, am I right? f**k you sis I was actually looking forward to the movie Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poissonche 12,365 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Blue Madonna said: f**k you sis I was actually looking forward to the movie Well, at least now you're prepared for the heart-wrecking experience that is ASIB. You'll thank me later ❤ 4 minutes ago, OG Gaga Stan said: ................... Well that's kinda what happens in the movie, no? Have I watched it wrong? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 5 hours ago, Blue Madonna said: Can you please change the title so as to not spoil ASIB for those who are yet to watch it? (Me ) @hellothing what's funny Sis spoiled ASIB for me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlaeUrAnus 14,743 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 I totally ship this idea! In my messy era. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlaeUrAnus 14,743 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Poissonche said: YES PLOT TWIST ALLY AND JACKSON ARE ACTUALLY LONG LOST TWINS (same last name, you see) AND THEN THEY SAY "F*CK WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WE'VE ALREADY SUCKED OFF EACH OTHER'S BIG DONKEY D!CK" so then to undo their incestuous activities they go on eBay and find a slightly used time-travelling doubled-headed dildo and the number of thrusts you do on it is the number of days you go back so they go back to the day of their birth and they unlose each other - it was all just a little mistake made by a nurse on the 47th hour of her 68-hour long shift, crappy health system eh? - so they wake up in a present where they were raised as twins and no one remembers their incestuous fling. But they remember. And they're sad about it. At the end of the movie, they can be seen singing I'll Never Love Again while putting graffitis all over the city, reading "incest is wincest" even though they're not practicing it anymore. But in the movie they're the ones who actually invent the phrase "incest is wincest" and they become very rich with it and they live happily ever after as non-lovers twins. But they still remember and wish they'd never learned the truth. Here, I spoiled you in full this whole "Ally Maine" concept You're welcome Best Picture Oscar winner, am I right? Ignorehershedrinks.gif In my messy era. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quartz 11,923 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Blue Madonna said: @hellothing what's funny Sis spoiled ASIB for me I mean, I find the suffering of others funny JK Inside, we are really made the same. 🕊 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
theahsfan 13,595 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Some of y’all Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonderlanddynasty 715 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Would be SO. FREAKIN. EPIC. and also ironic I'll be really confused afterwards Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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