Please, don't do the haters' job

[nodandsmile 10,779]

I know some people said it ... but seems like it needs to be repeated again and again ...

The buzz for this movie is HUGE as hell. Not only it's likely to do very well at the box office but also during awards season. So you know a lot of people will be against it and even some reporters will try to drag it. One thing I ask please, ignore it. Because you wouldn't want the gp and acadamy voters to see the trash talk ... so BURY it. And the best way to do that: don't share, don't clap back, let it die. Instead, look for any praise and share it everyf*cking where. Especially what trolls say because everybody see them for what they are and don't pay them any mind. The other day, I saw someone here post about an unflattering article about Gaga dating from ages ago at this moment and didn't respond because if I did, I would get banned. Please don't do that type of thing.

Also to some of you, RELAX. Since we are no longer used to this (the praise), you are scared that something bad is going to happen and will overreacte about things (like that new article that no one will give  a damn about). YOU ARE WINNING F*CKERS (jocking lol). Stop trying to find something to worry about. Enjoy this moment, don't ruin it for you and don't let anybody ruin it for you either or you'll regret it ... 

That's it, thank you for attending my ted talk.

 

 

[Aglaya 8,455]

3 minutes ago, SimplyTheBest said:

Since we are no longer used to this (the praise)

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and btw you are right. We should let the movie speak for itself

 

[Addison Rae 16,948]

8 minutes ago, SimplyTheBest said:

Since we are no longer used to this (the praise)

[DONAJENDRO 1,914]

A little negative press is a good thing tho

If the movie had a perfect score it would look paid for wlfndke

[NewUsername 11,484]

I just read a 2/5 stars review in my newspaper 

[RAMROD 110,175]

In another life, you must be Yoda

[RAMROD 110,175]

33 minutes ago, NewUsername said:

I just read a 2/5 stars review in my newspaper 

Burn it. 

[Epione 10,896]

5 minutes ago, RAMROD said:

Burn it. 

Their building, not the newspaper. 

[Bebe 17,106]

53 minutes ago, NewUsername said:

I just read a 2/5 stars review in my newspaper 

Don't overreact to the negativity - simply start a twitter campaign against the author, criticise their physical looks, send angry emails, leave angry voicemails, convince your friends to do the same, organise a rally in your city and burn giant effigies of the author outside the newspaper's head quarters, find the author's address and blast Shallow from giant speakers in your car outside their house (this will also help with streaming!), write up fake letters from a 'lawyer' threatening to sue the newspaper unless they retract their libellous 'review', call your local representative and demand they support legislation that would ban any criticism of Gaga or any project associated with her, try a Zumba class (yeah, it looks like mostly middle aged women go - but **** it, it looks fun why not?), tell everyone you come into contact with that you heard a rumour that the author has smelly feet, call up any churches and Christian groups around your city and pose as a concerned mother whose son worships demons after seeing Venom (hopefully leading to the Christians boycotting the film).

Hopefully that resolves the issue and it will help Gaga win an Oscar which would be so deserved because she is so incredible and only preaches love and kindness to all unlike those ****ing evil, sad pathetic critics who deserve to have their lives destroyed 

Spoiler

 this is a joke - just in case it wasn't clear  

 

[Mr S 8,691]

1 hour ago, SimplyTheBest said:

I know some people said it ... but seems like it needs to be repeated again and again ...

The buzz for this movie is HUGE as hell. Not only it's likely to do very well at the box office but also during awards season. So you know a lot of people will be against it and even some reporters will try to drag it. One thing I ask please, ignore it. Because you wouldn't want the gp and acadamy voters to see the trash talk ... so BURY it. And the best way to do that: don't share, don't clap back, let it die. Instead, look for any praise and share it everyf*cking where. Especially what trolls say because everybody see them for what they are and don't pay them any mind. The other day, I saw someone here post about an unflattering article about Gaga dating from ages ago at this moment and didn't respond because if I did, I would get banned. Please don't do that type of thing.

Also to some of you, RELAX. Since we are no longer used to this (the praise), you are scared that something bad is going to happen and will overreacte about things (like that new article that no one will give  a damn about). YOU ARE WINNING F*CKERS (jocking lol). Stop trying to find something to worry about. Enjoy this moment, don't ruin it for you and don't let anybody ruin it for you either or you'll regret it ... 

That's it, thank you for attending my ted talk.

 

 

I agree. We already won. The media and critics will so the talking for us. We just have to watch and enjoy it.

[SwissMonster 29,120]

50 minutes ago, Bebe said:

Don't overreact to the negativity - simply start a twitter campaign against the author, criticise their physical looks, send angry emails, leave angry voicemails, convince your friends to do the same, organise a rally in your city and burn giant effigies of the author outside the newspaper's head quarters, find the author's address and blast Shallow from giant speakers in your car outside their house (this will also help with streaming!), write up fake letters from a 'lawyer' threatening to sue the newspaper unless they retract their libellous 'review', call your local representative and demand they support legislation that would ban any criticism of Gaga or any project associated with her, try a Zumba class (yeah, it looks like mostly middle aged women go - but **** it, it looks fun why not?), tell everyone you come into contact with that you heard a rumour that the author has smelly feet, call up any churches and Christian groups around your city and pose as a concerned mother whose son worships demons after seeing Venom (hopefully leading to the Christians boycotting the film).

Hopefully that resolves the issue and it will help Gaga win an Oscar which would be so deserved because she is so incredible and only preaches love and kindness to all unlike those ****ing evil, sad pathetic critics who deserve to have their lives destroyed 

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 this is a joke - just in case it wasn't clear  

 

Honey, you’r Okay? You feel better now? 

2 hours ago, SimplyTheBest said:

Also to some of you, RELAX. Since we are no longer used to this (the praise)

[Bebe 17,106]

7 hours ago, SwissMonster said:

Honey, you’r Okay? You feel better now? 

I mean I was joking  I really couldn't care less about what other people think of the movie or of Gaga

[SwissMonster 29,120]

1 minute ago, Bebe said:

I mean I was joking  I really couldn't care less about what other people think of the movie or of Gaga

I know you were joking...so was I 

[NewUsername 11,484]

Update: One of the more 'difficult to please' other newspapers has written a positive review :p