DutchHooker 8,490 Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 Dear Fellow Monsters, I'm here to celebrate the truth in my teacup This is a challenge where you have to do the following thing: 1. Post a picture of yourself drinking tea 2. Describe what you think 3. Spill all your tea (This is Gaga related) ------------------------------------------------------ I begin: "I see a bright future upon me, LG6 will destroy the charts and will be the best selling album of all time, Joanne was found in a ditch.. Gaga wears high fashion again and the hats are gone. We have a pop album that contains darkpop bops. The bisexuals and the gheys will have the time of their life and straight rap music is over. " Now I'll spill the real tea: 1. We could've had LG6 in april, we all thought April 20, gaga became relevant again, now ASIB is here and all the attention goes to that, but ASIB doesn't contain a lot of bops, more ballads. WDYDT is a bop and Heal Me too, but I want more Dark Gaga bops. ASIB has ruined #2018RadioIsOurs. People don't like I will always Love you ballads anymore and want bops. 2. Shallow wouldn't do well at the charts. 3. The pink dress in Venice was ugly 4. The Armani Prive dress at TIFF was the best thing we got in ages. She even did the devil illuminati sign, she has renewed her contract for LG6. Illuminati == Chart Succes 5. Joanne is her worst album, Born This Way is her best tied with TFM 6. I love twinks 7. I think Christian and Gaga shouldn't be together. 8. I think Bobby is a bad choice as a manager, we need no yes-men. Troy for example would've made sure Gaga would stay relevant and LG6 would be released a long time ago. 9. I'm afraid ASIB ruins Gaga's career as a pop star, she will fall for the fame in Hollywood and leaves the music scene... My heart would break.. 10. I doubt if Gaga will ever release such an iconic album as The Fame Monster, because she seems tired of making pop music. 11. Bad Kids, Government Hooker, Black Jesus Amen Fashion and Sexxx Dreams are the best bops. 12. Gaga should've walked at the Vogue 73 Q&A we needed to see the house. 13. Haus Beauty is an awful idea. 14. Vegas is a very very very bad decision. She'll lose interest outside America. 15. LG6 needs a good iconic bop to keep her relevant, otherwise she'll flop, we don't need another Joanne, because that will mean the end of her career. Share your thoughts and post your version of this challenge, I'm waiting Greetings, DutchHoooooaaaaaaaaaaahhkkhaaaaaaaaahhh We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borislshere 53,028 Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 Damn, is there anything gaga related you’re actually looking forward to/like? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchHooker 8,490 Posted September 15, 2018 Author Share Posted September 15, 2018 5 minutes ago, Borislshere said: Damn, is there anything gaga related you’re actually looking forward to/like? LG6 We need a pop album, it's been too long and I'm desperate.. We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombiecat 16,604 Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 Your tea is sour https://linktr.ee/jamalholt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VoldeLorde2 8,389 Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 15 minutes ago, DutchHooker said: LG6 We need a pop album, it's been too long and I'm desperate.. We have a full movie coming in three weeks and you're worried about LG6? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regina George 59,387 Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 So much negativity in one thread... I was one of ASIB doubters I must confess but now I’m all for it and can’t wait for Gaga domination once it premieres. Also I think you should enjoy good times right now cuz this is (at least for me) the best time to be little monster since BTW. She seems so happy and everyone loves her again. She is slaying movie critics and believe me for a pop star to make this kind of first impression on critics- that is a HUGE thing. - That is the tea I’ll spill. And here’s the pic: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Nook 37,807 Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 27 minutes ago, DutchHooker said: 3. The pink dress in Venice was ugly The whole outfit was stunning tho Uh Red Wine... Convict... Gah Gah... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryanripley 86,575 Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 the selfishness JUMPED out appreciate her whilst she's still around or just move on tbh https://goo.gl/xMgMvJ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigmaunicorn 626 Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 My tea is so much better: -not negative and is happy and proud of gaga and what she’s currently doing -tastes good Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DelusionalGaga 29,579 Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 No tea was served. Only dirty, lukewarm bathwater Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchHooker 8,490 Posted September 15, 2018 Author Share Posted September 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Borislshere said: Damn, is there anything gaga related you’re actually looking forward to/like? 56 minutes ago, Unbeweavable said: Your tea is sour I'm just honest sisters, can't help it We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchHooker 8,490 Posted September 15, 2018 Author Share Posted September 15, 2018 50 minutes ago, Gardevoir said: The whole outfit was stunning tho This has no competition.. We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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