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Dear Fellow Monsters,

I'm here to celebrate the truth in my teacup :vegas:

This is a challenge where you have to do the following thing:

1. Post a picture of yourself drinking tea :reductive:
2. Describe what you think :oprah:
3. Spill all your tea :vegas:

(This is Gaga related)
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I begin:

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:reductive::reductive::reductive::reductive::reductive:


"I see a bright future upon me, LG6 will destroy the charts and will be the best selling album of all time, Joanne was found in a ditch.. Gaga wears high fashion again and the hats are gone. We have a pop album that contains darkpop bops. The bisexuals and the gheys will have the time of their life and straight rap music is over. "

Now I'll spill the real tea:
1. We could've had LG6 in april, we all thought April 20, gaga became relevant again, now ASIB is here and all the attention goes to that, but ASIB doesn't contain a lot of bops, more ballads. WDYDT is a bop and Heal Me too, but I want more Dark Gaga bops. ASIB has ruined #2018RadioIsOurs. People don't like I will always Love you ballads anymore and want bops.
2. Shallow wouldn't do well at the charts.
3. The pink dress in Venice was ugly
4. The Armani Prive dress at TIFF was the best thing we got in ages. She even did the devil illuminati sign, she has renewed her contract for LG6. Illuminati == Chart Succes :bon:
5. Joanne is her worst album, Born This Way is her best tied with TFM
6. I love twinks
7. I think Christian and Gaga shouldn't be together.
8. I think Bobby is a bad choice as a manager, we need no yes-men. Troy for example would've made sure Gaga would stay relevant and LG6 would be released a long time ago.
9. I'm afraid ASIB ruins Gaga's career as a pop star, she will fall for the fame in Hollywood and leaves the music scene... My heart would break..
10. I doubt if Gaga will ever release such an iconic album as The Fame Monster, because she seems tired of making pop music.
11. Bad Kids, Government Hooker, Black Jesus Amen Fashion and Sexxx Dreams are the best bops.
12. Gaga should've walked at the Vogue 73 Q&A we needed to see the house.
13. Haus Beauty is an awful idea.
14. Vegas is a very very very bad decision. She'll lose interest outside America.
15. LG6 needs a good iconic bop to keep her relevant, otherwise she'll flop, we don't need another Joanne, because that will mean the end of her career.

:reductive::reductive::reductive::reductive::reductive:

Share your thoughts and post your version of this challenge, I'm waiting :hor::vegas:

Greetings,

DutchHoooooaaaaaaaaaaahhkkhaaaaaaaaahhh :classy:

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We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!!
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DutchHooker
5 minutes ago, Borislshere said:

Damn, is there anything gaga related you’re actually looking forward to/like? :saladga:

LG6 :vegas:

We need a pop album, it's been too long and I'm desperate..

We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!!
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VoldeLorde2
15 minutes ago, DutchHooker said:

LG6 :vegas:

We need a pop album, it's been too long and I'm desperate..

We have a full movie coming in three weeks and you're worried about LG6?:saladga:

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Regina George

So much negativity in one thread...:saladga:

I was one of ASIB doubters I must confess but now I’m all for it and can’t wait for Gaga domination once it premieres. Also I think you should enjoy good times right now cuz this is (at least for me) the best time to be little monster since BTW. She seems so happy and everyone loves her again. She is slaying movie critics and believe me for a pop star to make this kind of first impression on critics- that is a HUGE thing.

- That is the tea I’ll spill. 

And here’s the pic:

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Tom Nook
27 minutes ago, DutchHooker said:

3. The pink dress in Venice was ugly

The whole outfit was stunning tho :what:

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Uh Red Wine... Convict... Gah Gah...
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ryanripley

the selfishness JUMPED out

appreciate her whilst she's still around or just move on tbh

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enigmaunicorn

My tea is so much better:

-not negative and is happy and proud of gaga and what she’s currently doing

-tastes good

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DutchHooker
1 hour ago, Borislshere said:

Damn, is there anything gaga related you’re actually looking forward to/like? :saladga:

 

56 minutes ago, Unbeweavable said:

Your tea is sour


I'm just honest sisters, can't help it :madge:

We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!!
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DutchHooker
50 minutes ago, Gardevoir said:

The whole outfit was stunning tho :what:

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This has no competition..

We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!!
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