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Weirdest crush you’ve ever had?


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Not so weird per se but I saw this guy, Ryan Locke, on the cover of l'Uomo Vogue and was totally smitten.

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Weird, because I just can't see it today. 

What happens in Luxe Ford stays in Luxe Ford
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Andreu
27 minutes ago, Lagg said:

My current professor in culinary arts :selena:

It was his first day to teach us yesterday and I arrived late plus I had no idea who's supposed to be our instructor at that time so when I entered and immediately saw him across the room, I paused for like half a second and had to awkwardly ask (and tbh almost stuttered) if I was in the right class, and he said yes then insisted me to take seat. The situation looked normal to others,  but the whole thing felt like my undergarment fell when I entered the classroom, it was horrible. :air:

This is about to be a great year huh :Vegas:

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36 minutes ago, Sam98 said:

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Oh... are... uhm... you serious? Were you underage? Did you tell somebody about it?

I don't wanna ruin the fun thread, but this is something bigger and more important

dw, i'm just wh*oring for those reactions :vegas:

My pu$$y tastes like pepsi cola
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Sunday
19 minutes ago, Andreu said:

This is about to be a great year huh :Vegas:

Woah there, Satan. :selena:

At least he doesn't have to worry about me being late again for his class. :vegas:

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Andreu
13 minutes ago, Lagg said:

Woah there, Satan. :selena:

At least he doesn't have to worry about me being late again for his class. :vegas:

Now that I take a look at it, your AVI looks like an accurate reprèn hehe

We love a never-late hunty

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The lead singer from Years and Years :poot:

I kinda find him cute but there is something off with him idk what :poot:

What’s in a reverse-warholian expedition?
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Thomas P

I was gonna say Danny Phantom, and Simba  and hide cause I thought that was too weird and gross, but seeing post Malone, I no longer feel I need to be judged :huntyga:

I’m a simple guy to please, if you like Melodrama, we chill.
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Thomas P
20 hours ago, Eggsy said:

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After he turned 18 obviously. :neyde:

I’m still 17, so I’ve loved him from the beginning 

I’m a simple guy to please, if you like Melodrama, we chill.
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Bloody hooker
12 hours ago, Eddie A Michael said:

Omg same!! 

What is it about him that makes us want him? I know he’s no good for me, but I want him. :selena:

10 hours ago, Eddie said:

Same gurl :selena: he is just so white douche; I bet he even moans like one of those basic white dudes :nooo:

I’ve thought about the no so good sex we would have, but not the moans. A lot of repetitive, annoying moans. :air:

This mutual gaze was a “longing to touch” or a "pre-coitus" stare.
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Quentin
7 hours ago, Oriane said:

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The same, I would do anything to make him exist :messga:

Follow every rainbow till you find your dream
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PrincessDiez
20 hours ago, PersianHunty said:

Straight people :neyde: idk why i can't be attracted to some cute gays. I know it's not a weird thing though :huntyga:

Same sis...it's a prob

Cobyy
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bravenewworld
2 hours ago, Andreu said:

This is about to be a great year huh :Vegas:

Culinary arts teacher

Hmm Just imagine  ****ing with him in the front of salads  (gif)

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ModernEcstasy

I had a huge crush on my college Art tutor. He was kinda Geeky looking (which I love)

One day, he told the class that we would be painting a nude model. The day arrived and I walked in class, he was stood at his desk, wearing a robe. My heart started beating so fast. 

Once the class had settled, he climbed on the table and removed his robe. He was built like a god and he had the thickest, you know, I have ever seen. 

8 months later, I knew how good it tasted :nick:

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