Those IG posts AREN'T for "Fun"

[ryanripley 86,575]

2 minutes ago, MaryJaneHolland said:

sorry but it's useless to generate hype with instagram posts to promote vegas without promoting vegas  

the vegas promo won't start until after ASIB

[Schizophonic 7,015]

i still have my own theory:

if she wanted to promote ASIB full force now, she would completly go in "serious actress mode" and be casual or elegant all the way. if its only for the critics to make her look more serious.

but why then shortly before ****ing it up with bringing weirdgaga back on instagram for no reason at all. its just confusing and that doesnt make sense for no reason.

she could easily drop a single on friday as well an be the most lady and the most gaga at the same time.

she always said how much she loves to f people up.

what would make the people go more crazy than her going to that premiere in the most elegant eveningdress and 2 hours later performing a technobanger in a latexthong in a gaybar with  a weird morphed PC music video at the same time.

appearing in two totally opposide forms in the same day would drive people and the media crazy and it would make the contrast for her as an actress even bigger and point out how versitale she is.

 

plus she can easily use every single interview for a star is born to talk at the same time about vegas and the possible single.

[illbekind 1,316]

3 minutes ago, Schizophonic said:

i still have my own theory:

if she wanted to promote ASIB full force now, she would completly go in "serious actress mode" and be casual or elegant all the way. if its only for the critics to make her look more serious.

but why then shortly before ****ing it up with bringing weirdgaga back on instagram for no reason at all. its just confusing and that doesnt make sense for no reason.

she could easily drop a single on friday as well an be the most lady and the most gaga at the same time.

she always said how much she loves to f people up.

what would make the people go more crazy than her going to that premiere in the most elegant eveningdress and 2 hours later performing a technobanger in a latexthong in a gaybar with  a weird morphed PC music video at the same time.

appearing in two totally opposide forms in the same day would drive people and the media crazy and it would make the contrast for her as an actress even bigger and point out how versitale she is.

 

plus she can easily use every single interview for a star is born to talk at the same time about vegas and the possible single.

You are totally overthinking everything but I am living for this

[Miracle 14,068]

Those IG posts are for liddos torturing

[AVeryGagaHolyDick 26,089]

I think she just wants to please the fans with these pics. It's not "too professional" at all unlike what y'all say. She just wants to please her older fans with some weirdness. 

[monketsharona 83,982]

The fact she's posting only on her story now proves the photoshoot is important imo. She doesn't want to break the pattern of pics so that's something will be seen (pretty sure that hair picture is one piece of a word or something) 

[Schizophonic 7,015]

5 minutes ago, illbekind said:

You are totally overthinking everything but I am living for this

by the way, doing the judge at a p0*n pary a day before would fit my idea as well.

and it would make sense with the no singles of asib theory.

[REALITY 77,374]

100% agree.

She is not posting 15 photos by the same photographer with the same theme just "for fun" or to "update her Instagram." Plus, would she really post those first set of pictures (the "scary," distorted ones) just "for fun??" She knows that those pictures would get people talking, those are not just "Here, let me just update my Instagram" pictures.

[Skabi 3,096]

I'll just save this in a notepad so i can just copy and paste it in every thread that denies gaga releasing music.

"Her Vegas residency begins this year. Do you think she will be performing the same ol' hits from 2008-2009? Even if you consider Million Reasons a hit (which it was, not as big, but still succesful) it was released 2 years ago. She needs new music, and judging by the people she's working with, she is hungry for some new hits."

[Bloody hooker 6,445]

1 hour ago, Schizophonic said:

i still have my own theory:

if she wanted to promote ASIB full force now, she would completly go in "serious actress mode" and be casual or elegant all the way. if its only for the critics to make her look more serious.

but why then shortly before ****ing it up with bringing weirdgaga back on instagram for no reason at all. its just confusing and that doesnt make sense for no reason.

she could easily drop a single on friday as well an be the most lady and the most gaga at the same time.

she always said how much she loves to f people up.

what would make the people go more crazy than her going to that premiere in the most elegant eveningdress and 2 hours later performing a technobanger in a latexthong in a gaybar with  a weird morphed PC music video at the same time.

appearing in two totally opposide forms in the same day would drive people and the media crazy and it would make the contrast for her as an actress even bigger and point out how versitale she is.

 

plus she can easily use every single interview for a star is born to talk at the same time about vegas and the possible single.

Your theory made me too hyped. I hate myself.