MeloArtDramaPop 789 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 The gaga one seems highly likely tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Lana Del Rey: Living somewhere below the sea mastering the art of mermaid music but will in fact be never seen again as she decided it was nice down there and took up a new career as a squid Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAmNotHere1997 25,824 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 2 hours ago, Promises said: Let me add other artist The Chainsmokers, 38 and 43 years old Bubbling under the "Bubbling under hot 100" chart on Billboard Lol. They already do this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blond 5,715 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 JUSTIN BIEBER Probably out there praying with his priest friend and abandoned pop industry forever Getting that holy D My pu$$y tastes like pepsi cola Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CautiousLurker 19,307 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 6 hours ago, PunkTheFunk said: Taylor Swift, 38 years old Once her hair starts falling out, she will withdraw from society and discover that she infact is descendant from the Old Ones at which point she will retreat into the sea and fall into a 1000 year sleep until the high priest of R'lyeh calls upon her. Ariana Grande, 35 years old Will marry Prince William after he discovers Kate is actually a Russian spy. People will complain about her fake British accent same way they did with Madonna. Adele, 40 years old After a botched surgery that will irreparably damage her vocal chords, she will find a new passion in writing E.L. James-style smutt culminating in her Booker Prize winning novel '40' which explores the depths and crevices of highly sexual sado-masochistic relationship between a struggling singer touring the Amazon and a merman... It will outsell all of her previous work combined, ushering a new era for Adele, but will unfortunately put an immense strain of her relationship with her son. Shawn Mendes, 29 years old Will sadly perish by his 29th birthday. The poor thing has been exposed to the gay chemicals in early 2016, and as the years go by, his thirst for c*ck will continue to intensify until he chokes on a random homeless man's semen - very sad fait indeed, RIP Shawn I know the last one is bleak, BUT there's a silver lining. Gay chemicals is a real threat - educate yourself and make sure this awful thing never claims the lives of young hot straight men ever again:http://liberaldarkness.com/2015/07/04/gays-are-lacing-fireworks-with-homosexual-chemtrails/ Stay safe, all, and don't snort semen, especially from homeless men xoxo It's a joke! When you give me that look, it's a joke! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPheygirl 879 Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 Twenty one pilots: Still dropping hints for their next album but their tumblr fanbase still are shook whenever they post a single letter online. They spend a good year telling everyone about Clancy's trip to the sweet shop. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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