Yuuri 21,636 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, Florian said: My mom works at the hospital and told me a story like that once The man said he "slipped" on a potatoe in his garden But when they took it out it was peeled The man should work as a potato peeler. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink sushi 4,351 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 Looks like he wouldn't be able to handle being a bottom. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
slayo 7,664 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 that sure is a lot of words for something that is so not news worthy Make it stupid! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NNES 6,070 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 1 minute ago, pink sushi said: Looks like he wouldn't be able to handle being a bottom. everything's siad! close thread pls! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florian 20,017 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 6 minutes ago, Wigless said: This is why you don't put cylinders without a base inside you lmao But a shower head has a wire from where the waters comes from, no? He could have pull it back Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joanoflark 3,824 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 WELL, HELLO SISTER! I SEE YOU! This bottom died for our sins! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supersonic 49,376 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 smh, you detach the shower head frm the hose if you wanna douche Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryanripley 86,575 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 6 minutes ago, SlaeUrAnus said: There was a harsh rumour going around in my school that a girl got a Kit Kat stuck up her lady area and it melted OMG SAME BUT IT WAS A MARS BAR AND SHE SAID IT WAS TRUE https://goo.gl/xMgMvJ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joanoflark 3,824 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 2 hours ago, Supersonic said: smh, you detach the shower head frm the hose if you wanna douche I don't think he wanted to douche , I think he wanted his gaping hole destroyed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxe Ford 3,481 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 SWIM tells me it's pretty difficult to remove objects with sharp edges once the object has sucked itself within the inner sphincter. What happens in Luxe Ford stays in Luxe Ford Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moebius 8,965 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 16 minutes ago, LePetitMonstr said: #FreeTheRectum JASFAKFGDHDSFLASKFHAKDGHADHFASKLHFASLAKHA The Most Popular Girls in School megarate is cancelled! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moebius 8,965 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 a bottoming LEGEND The Most Popular Girls in School megarate is cancelled! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGMonster95 13,704 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 How the f*ck can a shower head get inside your ass by complete accident? Holy f*ck lmfao Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarstruckIllusion 53,563 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 5 minutes ago, Florian said: But a shower head has a wire from where the waters comes from, no? He could have pull it back Somehow he detached it and this is a big no no Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxe Ford 3,481 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, Supersonic said: smh, you detach the shower head frm the hose if you wanna douche That's probably what happened. "I have to put this shower head somewhere while I douche. Hmm..." What happens in Luxe Ford stays in Luxe Ford Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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