DutchHooker 8,490 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 Dear fellow monsters, I announce the story of Lady Starbucks: "Bobby you need to listen, starbucks offered me to work there..." - Gaga "Go on honey, you better work.." - Bobby "Should I wear these ugly glasses all day Bobbbyyy?!" - Gaga Phone stopped. "Bitch how does this thing work" - Gaga "Look.. it works like this..." - employee "Sis... wtf.. I'm a popqueen, not a baristaaah..." - gaga "I know you're gaga, but you aren't a barista, you're tired..." - customer "Let us help, we are better... she's lazy" - other employee "BITCH YOU ARE GONNA LISTEN RIGHT NOW, I'M GOING TO DO YOUR ORDER"!!!!!!!!!!!! I am the queen of starbucks!!! - GAGA "I got fired, wtf Christian..." - Gaga "I know, I will make it up..., btw, what do you think of my pants..." - Christian "Ugly, now shut up! I will seek my revenge" - Gaga "I'll buy some food and I'm going to take some other clothes on, cuz it's hot today.." "I'm going to ask if I can work there.." "My starbucks cup is cold, but starbucks is my life" "Christian, I stole something... we have to leave right now..." "Come on Joanne, let's go!" "OPEN MY DOOR, MEN HAVE TO OPEN FIRST!" "Heey christian look, I got a call.." - Gaga "Idc fadga, i'm watching.." - Chrisi "Lady Gaga, we need to talk... you are starbucks..." - Starbucks "What is this mess, I need to write some covers and more songs on Joanne B, the feathered fedora's are ready you f*ck.." "Alright we go" "Christian not so fast... my heels are too high for my hip.." "Why are you still wearing these ugly clothes, I told you you have to wear alaxender mqqueen and mugler..." "Lady Gaaa-aggaa.. we have a big secret for you.... YOU - ARE - STARBUCKS!" - Daila Starbucks.. "you have to understand..." "We've planned starbucks since when I was born.. I had a vision that you became the future Lady Starbucks..." Look at this.. You see the similarity DarkGa? It was all made for you! It was all planned and cynthia knows it... - Daila Starbucks... "Omg... this is so cool... BOBBY! CHRISTIAN! We need to promote starbucks right now! - Gaga "Gaga, the MET Gala is tomorrow... firstly, you have to make some money for a new hat... promote the goddamn Judas Video" - Bobby "Okaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy Bobbbbyyy... you know I don't care anymore about the monsters and want to drink Starbucks all day... but alright.." - Gaga "Bobby.... I need to go right now..." - Gaga "Today I'm wearing my Starbucks dress from Armani Prive and Mugler.. it's a nice piece... a vintage piece.. totally on theme..." "I-" "We are now ready to leave G.O.A.T. and invade earth with you and STARBUCKS!" - Gaga "Ooooooowwhowhwohwowh, ride ride, pony ride ride! ----------------------- This was the story of Lady Starbucks... She's now ready to leave goat with starbucks... LG6 is cancelled and will be a single, the bloodpop collab: Starbucks (where do you think you're going) Spoiler Gaga is a mermaid for LG6 so this makes sense: Greetings, DutchHoooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahkhaaaaaaaaaah We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
corvus albus 38,031 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 Okurrrr Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Hollywood 37,364 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 sis are you okay Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvsnr 1,629 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 I *****ing love your threads Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
corvus albus 38,031 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 1 minute ago, Saint Hollywood said: sis are you okay He clearly isn't. But what can i say honestly, my brain doesn't work properly too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHTCRAWLER 6,985 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 ahaaahahhaahahh great job Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloody g 31,746 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 I though the OP would never end 『𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝』 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchHooker 8,490 Posted May 9, 2018 Author Share Posted May 9, 2018 13 minutes ago, Saint Hollywood said: sis are you okay I'm always ok- I'm doing fine, I just got some inspiration... We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchHooker 8,490 Posted May 9, 2018 Author Share Posted May 9, 2018 15 minutes ago, Saint Hollywood said: sis are you okay OMG I'M CACKLING We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchHooker 8,490 Posted May 9, 2018 Author Share Posted May 9, 2018 18 minutes ago, Marvin99 said: I *****ing love your threads Thank honey! I put a lot of time in it... but I need to educate and spill the tea, otherwise y'all skin will be dehydrated for ages... We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchHooker 8,490 Posted May 9, 2018 Author Share Posted May 9, 2018 9 minutes ago, Bloody Grammys said: I though the OP would never end My threads are always long... once I start, I can't go back.. and my body starts to use all his creativity... We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpamMusubi 1,010 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 I’m simultaneously impressed and concerned Sushi is my one true passion Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phaye Monster 8,741 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 Do you need a nap? not sure whether to laugh or be worried I'm an ARTPOP bitch, baby Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirrion Rizzons 11,203 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 45 minutes ago, DutchHooker said: Daila Starbucks.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchHooker 8,490 Posted May 9, 2018 Author Share Posted May 9, 2018 37 minutes ago, corvus albus said: He clearly isn't. But what can i say honestly, my brain doesn't work properly too. Just now, Phaye Monster said: Do you need a nap? not sure whether to laugh or be worried 5 minutes ago, SpamMusubi said: I’m simultaneously impressed and concerned Sisters... I'm doing fine... I just have a lot of imagination This is me right now as we speak: (taken with my webcam)@Yemeni Feed Sis, you should join this thread We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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