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Ranking The Billboard Top 20


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corvus albus

Today i'm going to rank the Billboard Top 20 (May 5, 2018). Starting with the worst and with the best song on top. I have six categories: S*** Tier (0/5) --> Bad Tier (1/5) --> Meh Tier (2/5) --> Decent Tier (3/5) --> Good Tier (4/5) --> Great Tier (5/5) .

S*** Tier

20. Freaky Friday - Lil Dicky, Chris Brown -->  I'm not wasting my time with this.

19.-12 Post Malone in general --> *Play's boring music in the background* also Candy Paint is his best song.

11. Look Alive - Block Boy JB, Drake --> Without Drake this would've never cracked the bottom 40.

Bad Tier

10. Walk It Talk It - Migos, Drake --> Why are people not sick of Migos releasing the same song over and over again?

9. Mine - Bazzi --> There's a better song in the Bubbling Under Charts by him, you should check this one out instead.

8. God's Plan - Drake --> It's still in the top 3 AND this for 15 weeks!

Meh Tier

7. Perfect - Ed Sheeran --> There are only two songs by Gaga that have more weeks on the Hot 100, Poker Face and Just Dance :excuseu:

6. Never Be The Same - Camily Cabello --> Honey, the remix is even worse :madge:

Decent Tier

5. Rockstar - Post Malone, 21 Savage --> I lowkey like this one :awkney:

4. Nice For What - Drake --> It grew on my a little bit :bon:

3. Meant To Be - Bebe Rexha, Florida Georgia Line --> I'm happy Bebe got an actual hit but she has other songs that deserve to be hits too.

2. The Middle - Zedd, Maren Morris, Grey  --> I'm starving for some great or even good music :cryga:

Good Tier

1. No Tears Left To Cry - Ariana Grande --> This is not her best song but i like that we have something undeniably POP on our POP CHARTS.

This chart has an average of 23/100. Can Billboard do something against these album bombs? Am i really this snobby or are the charts completely terrible right now? So many questions and no answers :saladga:

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PunkTheFunk

Accurate, although I would've put Ed Sheeran in the sewage tier

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PerfectIllusion
23 minutes ago, brizoda said:

The only good thing is Post Malone

Imma pretend i didn't see this..

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DutchHooker

Freaky Friday is a bop, y'all hunties need some education... :madge:

We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!!
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corvus albus
5 minutes ago, DutchHooker said:

Freaky Friday is a bop, y'all hunties need some education... :madge:

"Wonder if I can say the n-word (wait for real?)
Wait, can I really say the n-word?
What up, my *****? (woo) What up, my *****?
Big ups, my *****, we up, my *****
You *** ass *****, man, **** y’all niggas
'Cause I’m that *****, *****, *****, *****"

:what:

This song is about Lil Dicky and other people saying Chris Brown is awesome while Chris Brown says: "Ain’t nobody judging 'cause I’m black or my controversial past". To reiterate, Chris Brown calls punching Rihanna and assaulting other people his "controversial past" and other people say how great Chris Brown is! Get some taste yourself :excuseu:

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DutchHooker
3 minutes ago, corvus albus said:

"Wonder if I can say the n-word (wait for real?)
Wait, can I really say the n-word?
What up, my *****? (woo) What up, my *****?
Big ups, my *****, we up, my *****
You *** ass *****, man, **** y’all niggas
'Cause I’m that *****, *****, *****, *****"

:what:

This song is about Lil Dicky and other people saying Chris Brown is awesome while Chris Brown says: "Ain’t nobody judging 'cause I’m black or my controversial past". To reiterate, Chris Brown calls punching Rihanna and assaulting other people his "controversial past" and other people say how great Chrsi Brown is! Get some taste yourself :excuseu:


Who the hell cares about that?


The song is so funny and awesome.. 

The n-word is just a word, get over with it..
idc what he has done or said

I just love to listen to it because it sounds good, I won't or will just listen to a song just because of a person... people should do the same for Joanne... if Joanne was from another artist, nobody would take a look because it's not our genre..

If you like the music, I listen to it, the person or the lyrics....

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We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!!
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Chamaquito
25 minutes ago, PerfectIllusion said:

Imma pretend i didn't see this..

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I like Post Malone too:stalkga:You’re not alone @brizoda

I’m actually nice.
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GagaOhhLaLa

Who the **** gabe Chris Brown a hit in 2018... the same people who let Lorde flop... I will never understand it.

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