The Bling 12,253 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 "The black and white cow has won one bovine beauty pageant after another since 2013. She is 11 and a half years old and has produced 100 000 litres of milk so far in her life" https://www.thelocal.de/20150612/lady-gaga-named-germanys-prettiest-cow "I bought Lady Gaga three years ago, I have no idea why the previous owner gave her that name" Sigmund Freud, analyze this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LateToCult 37,468 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 “‘Lady Gaga’ is going on maternity leave...” An omen? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shame 25,360 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Let's hope ha ARTPOP era won't send ha to the meat grinder angels forever, forever angels Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quartz 11,923 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 I have been producing milk since I was 11 and a half years old What even, the Gaga (curse? blessing?) Is real Inside, we are really made the same. 🕊 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubenvdp 85 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 wtf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mpthecat 928 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bling 12,253 Posted March 9, 2018 Author Share Posted March 9, 2018 1 minute ago, TheShameMonster said: Let's hope ha ARTPOP era won't send ha to the meat grinder OMFGGGGG Sigmund Freud, analyze this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helxig 40,436 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 24 minutes ago, The Bling said: "I bought Lady Gaga three years ago, I have no idea why the previous owner gave her that name" Omg this is so f.ucking funny, but that one line just tops it off! I'll be myself until they fūcking close the coffin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
053Timo 1,575 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Gaga isn't even known for 11,5 years... so they changed the cow's name after a couple years in "Lady Gaga" 😂 Probably after they recognized talent wins.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blond 5,715 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 42 minutes ago, hellothing said: I have been producing milk since I was 11 and a half years old That sounds so wrong My pu$$y tastes like pepsi cola Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serial Chiller 8,044 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 B-b-b-bovine face b-b-bovine face. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHALLOW 15,021 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 What is next? A Swine.mp3 named like her? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Louvre 3,423 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 This is my favorite thing ever. I absolutely love cows. SLAY LADY GAGA It's said the map of the world is on you. The moon gravitates around you. The seasons escape you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrer Zorola 3,966 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 it says in the article that the owners also had a cow named Madonna but ate if for Christmas LIFE IS GOOD Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGMonster95 13,704 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 In my country (Romania) we have a bird named "Lady Gaga" that breaks speed records lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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