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Theory: Gaga Avenged Janet by Cursing JT


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5 hours ago, PunkTheFunk said:

Justin may have exposed Janet's breast, but Gaga exposed Justin's entire career. Justin brought sexy back, but Gaga sent it packing. Justin cried her a river, but Gaga built a dam in it. Justin had a feeling inside his bones, but Gaga gave him osteoporosis.

I CAN'T BREATHE

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PunkTheFunk
4 hours ago, Garzilazo said:

Now I want her to cast a spell on Ed 

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jaXXXon

Unfortunately, this would all makes sense was JT actually flopping. Man of the Woods was predicted to sell 300,000 BEFORE the Super Bowl and that's like twice as much as Joanne.

Also, Say Something is still #2 on iTunes after being the best-selling song of last week AND it just debuted in the Top 10 of the Billboard Hot 100, something Gaga hasn't done since 2013.

JT is not cursed. If he's cursed with his current success, then so is Bruno Mars and 90 percent of the entire music industry :laughga:

Ya'll do the most tbh. 

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PunkTheFunk
2 minutes ago, jaXXXon said:

Unfortunately, this would all makes sense was JT actually flopping. Man of the Woods was predicted to sell 300,000 BEFORE the Super Bowl and that's like twice as much as Joanne.

Also, Say Something is still #2 on iTunes after being the best-selling song of last week AND it just debuted in the Top 10 of the Billboard Hot 100, something Gaga hasn't done since 2013.

JT is not cursed. If he's cursed with his current success, then so is Bruno Mars and 90 percent of the entire music industry :laughga:

Ya'll do the most tbh. 

Forget sales. His post-SB backlash is real and well documented. Even the BBC is reporting on it:

http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-42959415

:lolga:

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Gov Hooka

Omfg this is the funniest thing I’ve read in a while. Your threads are comedic gold 

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nerdfacekillah
On 2/7/2018 at 3:45 AM, Saint Hollywood said:

It all makes sense now

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i just found out this epic thread right now:ladyhaha: can you tell me who is that woman who is shaking her head and has a creepy stare? whenever i see her i can’t stop laughing

If you don’t have any shadows, you’re not standing in the light.
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shane_c

It was a publicity stunt planned by JJ. Her top was made to be torn off with velcro. She had a pastie underneath. JT just did what he was told to do.

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