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[QueenGaga 3,447]

14 minutes ago, Graffiti Heart said:

I forgot to tell you she had a surgery the week before. I kept it on my collection. I actually wanted to get a leg bone like Cher gave to me. That was amazong gurl

Collecting clebrity bones because getting an autograph is too mainstream. 

[Serial Chiller 8,044]

I met Gaga in Rio, Brazil 2017. 

[buttsicle 6,484]

I said Hi to Taylor Swift and now I'm being sued for verbal assault. 

[vanus 6,084]

It was ariana grande meet and greet, i was backstage and i was so excited to meet her and tell her that i love her. She came in with 5 dogs. I said hi and she didnt say hi back and just asked "are you a hunty" i was a bit confused but then i said yes!. Then she asked me if i can move and told me "make some space for my faggets" reffering to her dogs. I told her how much i love her and her music but she just ignored me and instead started to argue with me and called me fake fan bcs i didnt wear latex bunny ears. She started yelling in notes and with every sentence her voice would get higher, eventually she called me a fag in whistle note and told me to leave or shes gonna throw a donut at me. As i was leaving i started crying  but she was so annoyed and threw a donut at me anyway. I heard her in hall yelling "i outsold" idk what she meant.

[PunkTheFunk 124,530]

I was at Starbucks the day Gaga was working her shift as a cashier.

I went up to the counter and completely fanned out and was telling her how much she made an impact on my life  And she said 

"I don't have all day you know"

And I was taken aback for a moment, but ordered a pink drink and told her my name was "PunkTheFunk". When I got my drink back it had a drawing of a stick figure being run over by a horse, with an arrow pointing to it that said "you".

I tried to go up to her to ask her what it meant and she said "Can't you see I'm busy?". I was fairly shook at this point, so I just asked her were the washrooms were and she pointed to the right, and gave me this really strange smile.

I walked into the bathroom trying to hold back my tears and dumped my pink drink in the toilet. Just as I was washing my hands I could hear a woman giggling from behind the closed door, and then a key being turned in the lock.

"Who's there?" I shouted.

And the voice, still giggling, said "Just call me Joanne". 

It took me another minute for me to realize that Gaga had locked me in the bathroom. I was stuck in there for almost 26 hours with no food until an assistant manager let me out the next day. He just shook his head at me and said "This is the fourth time this week."