Create a fake celeb experience

[n0ne 13,105]

Inspired by the infamous fake Demi whale singing, vagina flicking incident; make up a fake interaction you had meeting a celeb.

Here's mine:

I just got back from an one on one meet and greet with Lana Del Rey and I'm honestly a little traumatized. I was waiting backstage for over hour and Lana finally walks in smoking a cigarette and holding a cup.

She greeted me with "hey little bitch" and noticed I was wearing an outfit inspired by the guy on the beach with her in the West Coast video. To which she replied "James Dean is rolling in his grave". I thought she was joking but she then proceed to roll her eyes and flip her hair which took a full minute because of how long it is.

To change the subject, I asked her what was the inspiration behind the Lust for Life album. She said "witchcraft" and then proceeded to explain how each song on the album was an anti-feminist feministic anthem; while slowly and sluggishly swirling and twirling around me and tapping me with her 3 inch nails.

When she was done she started drinking from her cup. I couldn't tell what it was, so I asked her what she was drinking. She answered "my püssy juices" and then poured the rest of it on me; it tasted like Pepsi cola.

Then she flung her cigarette at me and said "bye fücker". And left with who I thought was her manager but turned out to be her sugar/silver daddy.

Lana was one of favs but idk if I can support her collection of lullabies after how she treated me.

[Irrelevant 20,282]

I go backstage to meet Gaga with 5 other people, I took some photos, barely said hi, and left.

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[Stefani Gaga 3,359]

I'm having sex with hunty Shawn Mendes. 

[Chromatic 12,177]

One time, Lady Gaga hit me in my face with a swinging microphone.. it was awesome.  

[Babel 41,495]

I can tell you about a whale experience I had. 

[Irrelevant 20,282]

1 minute ago, Lucas said:

One time, Lady Gaga hit me in my face with a swinging microphone.. it was awesome.  

[QueenGaga 3,447]

I was standing outside strabucks when a certain blonde Queen of Pop entered (hint: shes the 30 year old blonde Queen not the 60 year old one). I was so fascinated to see her, I mean, my dream to meet my idol came true.  I followed her into Starbucks where she ordered an Americano and when they asked her name she said "xoxo Joanne". I stepped close to her and tried to talk but she turned around a bi*ch slapped me across the face screaming "Theres no MV for the The Cure you thirsty hunty!" I tried to tell her I just wanted to meet her but she flipped me into doggy style position and said "Get ready for this hermaphrodite **** you fvcking bottom. I tried to tell her I was a solid top but she would not listen. She wipped out her donkey **** and...........all i can say is eh eh

My ass is still sore 

Now whenever someone asks why my ass is sore I tell them it was last nights italian 

[ZiggyZiggs 30,062]

I met Taylor Swift yesterday on my way to the grocery store. She was not very nice. I'm an honest person so I told her how much I hated her new material. I told her that it was trash and asked if she would ever go back to making country music. She was not having any of it, so she flicked my bleached and trimmed vag and tried to scare me away by pretending to be possessed by a demon

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The whole experience was so traumatizing. My anxiety was through the roof so I took one too many pills and had an allergic reaction. Now I have a huge rash on my butt and it's so embarrassing cuz I'm a stripper and I can't show my butt anymore. She destroyed my life and I WILL WRITE A REVENGE SONG ABOUT IT WHICH WILL END HER SLITHERING!

[ZiggyZiggs 30,062]

11 minutes ago, QueenGaga said:

I was standing outside strabucks when a certain blonde Queen of Pop entered (hint: shes the 30 year old blonde Queen not the 60 year old one). I was so fascinated to see her, I mean, my dream to meet my idol came true.  I followed her into Starbucks where she ordered an Americano and when they asked her name she said "xoxo Joanne". I stepped close to her and tried to talk but she turned around a bi*ch slapped me across the face screaming "Theres no MV for the The Cure you thirsty hunty!" I tried to tell her I just wanted to meet her but she flipped me into doggy style position and said "Get ready for this hermaphrodite **** you fvcking bottom. I tried to tell her I was a solid top but she would not listen. She wipped out her donkey **** and...........all i can say is eh eh

My ass is still sore 

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[LUO YI 6,089]

I was once walking in New York and saw Madonna wearing sunglasses. I came close to her and...

 

she hit me with a dinosaur rib.

 

 

[QueenGaga 3,447]

7 minutes ago, Graffiti Heart said:

I was once walking in New York and saw Madonna wearing sunglasses. I came close to her and...

 

she hit me with a dinosaur rib.

 

 

Omg are you ok? Sure it wasnt her own rib that she ripped out from her chest? 

[Mr Judas 4,106]

 Omg I'm LIVING while I'm reading this in a public metro  and Everyone around me are giving me the looks 

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I walk into a bar and I'm mastrudating  and I find Hunty Mendes mastrudating next too me too  he asks if we should help eachother and we end up mutually mastrudating eachother 

 

[LUO YI 6,089]

5 minutes ago, QueenGaga said:

Omg are you ok? Sure it wasnt her own rib that she ripped out from her chest? 

I forgot to tell you she had a surgery the week before. I kept it on my collection. I actually wanted to get a leg bone like Cher gave to me. That was amazong gurl

[Robagaga 9,345]

Waiting for @PunkTheFunk to comment  

[Red Velvet 10,988]

I had 2 experiences:

Gaga:

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I was singing at a NYC bar when suddenly Gaga sings with me for Blueberry Kisses. Those were good times, she even touched my face with her glorious hands.

Cher:

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I was at Epione, ready for surgery when suddenly Cher rushed in and I asked "Do you believe in love after life?" She answered: "If you can turn back time, then yes henny." Then I got my operation.