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These people are so delulu it's SO FUNNY! I usually get mad at these videos but this is funny because he's so deluded! Man these people are under bondage! Plus, if the illuminati were real, what good does flashing signs do? Is that all they every do or something? SO SILLY! You guys must watch the whole thing! :ladyhaha:

 

 

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3 minutes ago, NIGHTCRAWLER said:

the video is crap, but I still wander if this illuminati-thing is real

I think it's a joke played by Hollywood. They're trying to fool us. Although, I do think there is a secret society out there.

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I didn't realize how evil smoking a cigarette could be!  Apparently, once an hour even I'M in the Illuminati.   

Ya can't make up the devil horns in the woods.  Well, Ryan Murphy did.  

 

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Just now, JeremiJello said:

I think it's a joke played by Hollywood. They're trying to fool us. Although, I do think there is a secret society out there.

It's weird. Gaga has always shown signs of the illuminati I wander why she's doing it she's not satanic I guess. I don't believe that this is a real satanic group who killed MJ and Witney and Amy Winehouse like some say but I still have questions about it. 

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Just let those people the get the attention they need cuz no one is paying them s sh*t

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6 minutes ago, NIGHTCRAWLER said:

the video is crap, but I still wander if this illuminati-thing is real

The gestures they all do ARE obnoxious and played out. Idk if it's a secret society thing.  It's more a "getting on my nerves" thing.  

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Time for some facts: the Illuminati was a *small* secret society, formed in Bavaria in 1776 by Adam Weishaupt, some sort of professor of religion. In the beginning they were five, having grown to a group of about sixty by the time they disbanded less than fifteen years later.

That delusional people still put down an admirable amount of time and energy to make up these heaps of hooey is fact resistance worthy of prez Trump.

They're funny, but they also scare me.

Edit: I'm nerdy enough to take an interest in secret societies and have read quite a bit about the Illuminati and I can assure you there is no conspiracy! The actual word illuminati is older, but that little group was the pinnacle of its importance. It was nothing. They are nothing. Poof!

[whispers: this is what I've sworn to tell people. We do not condone this talk of conspiracies, but choose to work in silence.]

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6 minutes ago, NIGHTCRAWLER said:

It's weird. Gaga has always shown signs of the illuminati I wander why she's doing it she's not satanic I guess. I don't believe that this is a real satanic group who killed MJ and Witney and Amy Winehouse like some say but I still have questions about it. 

I think that people do it to joke around. Although sometimes I do wonder if it's a true society. People are always saying that the triangle-eye thingy is satanic, but it actually has christian roots. Also, the "666" sign is actually widely used in Indian culture (unless the Indians are "illuminati" right?).

 

Lastly, for a secret society like the illuminati, do you think they would have an official website? https://www.illuminatiofficial.org/

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1 minute ago, JeremiJello said:

I think that people do it to joke around. Although sometimes I do wonder if it's a true society. People are always saying that the triangle-eye thingy is satanic, but it actually has christian roots. Also, the "666" sign is actually widely used in Indian culture (unless the Indians are "illuminati" right?).

Idk but I'm happy that she stopped playing that game for the Joanne era :)

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