Which Gaga perfume is better?

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15 minutes ago, NIGHTCRAWLER said:

I heard Eau de Gaga is made of sperm. 
Didn't you want to smell like a slut?

She said she wanted Fame to smell like blood and sperm, but the big wigs at Coty obviously didn't agree. Sperm, and most other perfume notes, are made up by a blend of aroma-chemicals. If you smelled an all natural fragrance you'd likely find it a thick and 'muddy' blur.

If you want (synthetic) blood and sperm try Secrections Magnifique by Etat Libre d 'Orange. Perfumer Anoine Lie wanted to smell like a body does. On the inside. Blood, sperm, sweat and saliva. I have heard people have thrown up smelling it, but some love it. To me it smells like something marine and vaguely floral, plus metal, like you bleed from the mouth and like your hand after licking it. I wouldn't wear it and it's almost impossible to wash off.

Quoted from Makeupalley:

"The most revolting "perfume" ever. It smells of semen, menstrual blood and of something horrible.
I tried it once and it made me gag. It is not just a "bad" smell. It is a horrible, horrible smell.
It has something evil in it."

" Ibow to the very fear that this one single whiff did to my inner emotional dimension, but as a perfume, as a scent that you like to wear, a scent that you'd be glad to let someone sense on you- this is a true death...void.....abyss....nothingness..."

"This isn't perfume. It's made by a sicko in a dungeon basement. He collects hair-dolls from stolen hairbrushes and hoards thrown-out baby teeth. He has major parental issues and thinks having a bowel movement and masturbating should be simultaneous. He wears a necklace of ferret guts and has the personality of a human toilet. The over-spilling chemical kind. He steals bunnies, names them after Third World dictators or movie stars and then executes them with blunt cutlery. He stores hacked off noses in filthy demijohns. Hey, he figures it's a lifestyle."

 

 

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42 minutes ago, NIGHTCRAWLER said:

I heard Eau de Gaga is made of sperm. 
Didn't you want to smell like a slut?

yes

Spoiler

jk but that comment made me cackle

 

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From the responses I gather that I'd prefer FAME because I prefer a more feminine scent. Thanks y'all, tho!