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What job would popstars be doing if not music?


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Britney herself said she would be a school teacher if she wasn't famous.

Kesha would probably be working in the world of events.

Lana Del Rey would be married to an old sugar daddy and having 4 vacations a year.

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buttsicle
Just now, gabeoz said:

I know, it was your profile pic earlier :poot:

oh :emma:

only my impact :bon:

 

 

loljk :spin:

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homomo
21 minutes ago, TROLLGA said:

i think we all know gaga's job :bon:

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I came here to post that :emma:

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LordEnigma

Isn't it crazy to think of all the people who could be the next big pop star but ended up giving up on their dreams or never pursuing them?

Its crazy to think about... if Gaga gave up, I'd never have her as my idol and music would be so much different than it is today.

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PrinceOfTheStorm

Britney would still be trying to get herself a spot at the SB HTS...

Gaga would so work at Star- Staples...

Katy would be a scientist or mathematician!

Miley would be Miley..

Beyoncé would work a lemonade stand...

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Miracle

Gaga: Writer / Literature teacher with a Phd in Theatre/ Actress 

Beyoncé: Dancer

Britney: Dancer

Lana: alternative model a la Cara 

Rihanna: runway model

Katy Perry: comedian (or ****star)

Lorde: Writer / Literature teacher

Björk : Biotechnologist, Philosopher

Taylor Swift: Lawyer

 

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3 minutes ago, Miracle said:

Gaga: Writer / Literature teacher with a Phd in Theatre/ Actress 

Beyoncé: Dancer

Britney: Dancer

Lana: alternative model a la Cara 

Rihanna: runway model

Katy Perry: comedian (or ****star)

Lorde: Writer / Literature teacher

Björk : Biotechnologist, Philosopher

Taylor Swift: Lawyer

 

All of these are plausible and then I cackled at taylor :toofunny:

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moonsago
1 hour ago, TimisaMonster said:

Rihanna would be cracking open coconuts...

Katy would be part of a traveling church choir...

Beyonce would be a model...

Gaga would be a stripper or waitress

Justin Bieber would be working towards a sport scholarship

Nicki Minaj would he doing hair and nails 

Taylor would be working on a ranch

Why are those so accurate? Like I legit see this be an alternate reality 

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Miracle
3 minutes ago, moonsago said:

Why are those so accurate? Like I legit see this be an alternate reality 

Gaga's parents would have never let Gaga end as an stripper. 

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moonsago
Just now, Miracle said:

Gaga's parents would have never let Gaga end as an stripper. 

U know we talking about a girl that if you tell her no she probs gonna do it just cause you said not to :selena:

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Miracle
Just now, moonsago said:

U know we talking about a girl that if you tell her no she probs gonna do it just cause you said not to :selena:

yeah but in the end Gaga's love for the arts would have made her go the actress route. #endthread hahaha

 

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gagarox

Britney: full time mom with 6 sons and ha husband on a military trip to afganistan

Gaga: either theater/ small roles in tv shows or waitress or a teacher

Katy: same as britney or part of a church choir

Beyonce: Lawyer or farm worker

Rihanna: go go dancer in barbados

Taylor swift: same as britney again but with 10 kids 

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1 hour ago, Sneaky Oliver said:

Beyonce could be an actress maybe 

Have you seen Beyonce's acting? :oprah:

This best describes it:

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Seeka

Ariana Grande: Beauty Blogger focusing on Japanese and Korean products, with a side instagram account focusing on Japanese fashions.

Gaga: Broadway singer, with small roles in movies. Becomes a big breakout actress.

Lorde: Literary prose writer, who dabbles in magical realism. All books have some sort of psychological twist in them. Also poetry writer.

Lana: Becomes an instagram model, focusing on old Americana vibes. Makes short films and silly little videos.

Marina: Actress, poet, and performance artist. I don't see her going Marina Abracadabra, but I imagine her doing things for feminism and actually making sense.

Britney: Stay at home mom. She is best mom. Don't take that away from her.

Rihanna: Model. Probably for jeans or something. Her legs are insured for a million.

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