GagaOnTop 342 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Inspired by @PunkTheFunk: “Dancing in papyrus, Feels good to be ancient Tap down those sandals while I beat around Funk me down the Nile” Basically you date a Gaga song (by changing it’s lyrics to another time in history) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gagagoogoose 30,952 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 "dat - doo - deet - doe dat - doo - deet - doe, dat - doo - deet - doe" will always be "dat - doo - deet - doe dat - doo - deet - doe, dat - doo - deet - doe" throughout time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannydevito 10,658 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 i already have my rhea edit: oh gurl i understood it wrong capital MESS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PartySick 160,121 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 I thought it was date like...date...I was going to say Alejandro or LoveGame tbh "Nay he is incapable of deciphering my poker visage" Billionaires are a cancer. Even the ones you like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Hollywood 37,364 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 I would date the lyrics to Starstruck but it's already dated Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Nook 37,808 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 "Can't treat my, can't treat my No he can't treat my bubonic plague She's got boils like nobody" Uh Red Wine... Convict... Gah Gah... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 4 minutes ago, Alolan Raichu said: "Can't treat my, can't treat my No he can't treat my bubonic plague She's got boils like nobody" whole new meaning to I want your disease Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanGUY 4,609 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 "I'm hosted in Versailles, strapped with the bread flour Aiming at your fitted bread shortage Cake like Marie Antoinette Cake like Marie Antoinette Cake like Marie Antoinette Cake like Marie Antoinette Cake like Marie Antoinette I'm hosted in Versailles, strapped with the flour Aiming at your fitted bread shortage Cake like Marie Antoinette Cake like Marie Antoinette Cake like Marie Antoinette Cake like Marie Antoinette Cake like Marie Antoinette" Historians believe this is what Marie 100% said this before being beheaded ꧁ 𝕛'𝕧𝕖𝕦𝕩 𝕡𝕒𝕤 𝕞𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕚𝕣 𝕥𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝕤𝕖𝕦𝕝𝕖 ꧂ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UGLY 138 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Tryin' to search for land Starvation's takin' its toll Stuck on a dirt road I just want to go home My water and food are gone Too far to turn around Caught up in the rush Yeah, at least now I know there isn't land, there isn't land It was a perfect illusion (perfect illusion) Mistaken for land, there isn't land It was a perfect illusion (perfect illusion) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficent 6 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 "Baby loves to Dance in the Dark, Cause cavemen can't make fire start" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHOOKGA 2,604 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 You are beautifuleth in your wayeth Because god makeseth no mistaketh Youre on the righteth tracketh baby youre borneth thiseth wayeth Not very born this way of you 😫 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hola Soraya 4,355 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 March, march, haute couture, my love Toil, yield that wench is mentally unwell March, march, passion, my love Toil, I am a free wench, my love ---- I am not an unchaste woman, I like to partake in festivities Let us regale with abandon in thy automobile I am not neurotic or inclined to drama I enjoy the company of young lads and that is not for discussion I am enthralled when you call me legs In the morning provide me with eggs Be protective of your heart when we are together Boys like yourself are enamoured with me in perpetuum --- Judas already uses some pretty archaic language but I tweaked this a little bit: In the most Biblical sense, I am beyond repentance Fame concubine, prostitute, wench vomits her mind But in the cultural sense, I just speak in future tense Judas, kiss me, if offensed, or wear a prophylactic next time ---------------- Let us partake in festivities, this music is whimsical I would like to straddle your sinful member Let us partake in festivities, this music is whimsical I would like to straddle your sinful member I would like to kiss you, But if I do so, then I may regret your absence my love It is quite perplexing and moronic My buttocks is seized upon by libidinous Cupid I am led to believe he wishes to play, wishes to play a game of love, a game of love ---- ¿Tú me estás hablando en inglés? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Nook 37,808 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 This video is perfect for this thread Uh Red Wine... Convict... Gah Gah... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyBabe 22,836 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 It's 230 am and I am too tired to be clever, but I'm screaming laughing at these. ⚯͛ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
getto 1,552 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Touch me, touch me (Mount your goddess) Touch me, touch me (A summer moon comes into full phase) Get on top of me (And Mars' warring spirit rams into the atmosphere) OH WAIT...THIS IS ALREADY DATED TOWARD A CERTAIN TIME ERA... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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