HOTNebraskaGuy 19,547 Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 You are driving randomly in Cali when your car runs out gas. What do you do? Walk to the nearest gas station Spoiler On your way to the nearest gas station, you find a key on the ground labeled “Lady Gaga Estate”. What do you do? Go to Gaga’s house and try out the key! Spoiler As you turn the key to the front door, the ground falls and you are trapped in a cage, where you are forced to hear Hey Girl on loop for 2 hours and after have to dog sit Asia for the rest of the JWT. Continue going to the gas station, it’s probably fake. Spoiler While in the Gas station you run into the one and only Lady Gaga! You both buy all the food you can and chill on the curb as she sings new music to you. Cry in your car Spoiler While crying in your car, you hear DIC come on and feel a bit... corny with an h. What do you do? Dance in Circles Spoiler You finish just intime for Gaga, who is going on her afternoon stroll, to see you through the window. Basically this is her: continue crying Spoiler Gaga sees you through the window and decides to comfort you while offering a free limo driver along with tickets to every JWT date. One, five, ten lay a million on me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttsicle 6,484 Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 Oh jeesus crust it's one of these things I love stuff like this WOOHOO YAHAA Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
merlot 5,772 Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 2 minutes ago, HOTNebraskaGuy said: As you turn the key to the front door, the ground falls and you are trapped in a cage, where you are forced to hear Hey Girl on loop for 2 hours and after have to dog sit Asia for the rest of the JWT. OH GOD Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttsicle 6,484 Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 1 minute ago, HOTNebraskaGuy said: As you turn the key to the front door, the ground falls and you are trapped in a cage, where you are forced to hear Hey Girl on loop for 2 hours and after have to dog sit Asia for the rest of the JWT. NOT HEY GIRLS WOOHOO YAHAA Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
donutellha 13,819 Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 As you turn the key to the front door, the ground falls and you are trapped in a cage, where you are forced to hear Hey Girl on loop for 2 hours and after have to dog sit Asia for the rest of the JWT. Looks like I'm holding Asia for ransom then, meet&greets tickets of course Walk down the runway but don't puke, it's okay. You just had 10 donuts today. Without frosting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poissonche 12,365 Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 Gaga sees you through the window and decides to comfort you while offering a free limo driver along with tickets to every JWT date. Looks like crying for the dumbest things all the time is giving me something for once Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Hollywood 37,364 Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 23 minutes ago, HOTNebraskaGuy said: As you turn the key to the front door, the ground falls and you are trapped in a cage, where you are forced to hear Hey Girl on loop for 2 hours and after have to dog sit Asia for the rest of the JWT. I wouldn't mind this, to be honest Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RonnieGagz 4,300 Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 57 minutes ago, Saint Hollywood said: I wouldn't mind this, to be honest The babysitting part is great, but hearing Hey Girl in loop for 2 hours is torture ♡Gaga♡TØP♡Nightwish♡Lana♡Lorde♡Grimes♡ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Hollywood 37,364 Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 1 minute ago, RonnieGagz said: The babysitting part is great, but hearing Hey Girl in loop for 2 hours is torture It's one of my favorites on the album The disrespect hurts Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonnieGagz 4,300 Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 Just now, Saint Hollywood said: It's one of my favorites on the album The disrespect hurts The instrumental is the bad thing I would rather hear the song in acapella than hear the album version ♡Gaga♡TØP♡Nightwish♡Lana♡Lorde♡Grimes♡ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Hollywood 37,364 Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 2 minutes ago, RonnieGagz said: The instrumental is the bad thing I would rather hear the song in acapella than hear the album version I love the instrumental It feels very majestic and relaxing to me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HausOfMiklaus 1,803 Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 7 hours ago, HOTNebraskaGuy said: While in the Gas station you run into the one and only Lady Gaga! You both buy all the food you can and chill on the curb as she sings new music to you. It seems I made the right Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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