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DeanWinchester
1 hour ago, Derpplause said:

Dean never makes me uncomfortable

 

That gif however is :rip:

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Get out, get out don't shout. Im gonna have sex with Cher.

Get out, get out don't shout. I need a MANiCURE.

Rowt ay soyng aybouwt yer eyesh, ayt ay sliysche ohf cherreh pye. Eye crei'd awl noiyght.
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MonsterPaws
16 hours ago, Mary Jane Wayne said:

"Raised on Biggie and Nirvana" Her using this as a "metaphor" for being biracial is funny enough

But she mentioned her mother listening to Nirvana while her dad made her listen to Biggie though :confused: 

So how is it a metaphor? (sorry I'm having a headache and can't think properly lol).

 

Even cringier than New Americana is the bridge from Colors:

You were red and you liked me 'cause I was blue
You touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky
And you decided purple just wasn't for you
 

Reading them isn't that bad, but the way she sings it is so...ew.

Spoiler

Side note: HFK deserves the AOTY nomination :giggle:

 

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Letmelivemylife
11 hours ago, JoeysWorldTour said:

All the lyrics to Bad Kids

"My *** tastes like Pepsi-Cola"

 

 

Hahaha I've always found "bad kids" adorable ♥️ It's basically her way of saying "it doesn't matter if people think you're a screw up because as long as you're heart is pure, I love you just the way you are and you're absolutely perfect to me". 

I love you monsters. I'd be unfixably broken without you
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Letmelivemylife
2 hours ago, Oriane23 said:

Oh and "I'd rather be poor and happy than rich and alone"

I could have written it when I was 10. I don't know why you're all obsessed with that song :awkney:

It's about her undying love for her monsters♥️ She once said that the most suprising thing about fame has been the relationship with her fans because we became her reason for everything. She'll love her monsters until the last beat of her heart ♥️

I love you monsters. I'd be unfixably broken without you
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FentyGa

But I'm kicking and screaming
'Cause it won't be easy
To break all the patterns
If I'm not evolving
I'm just another robot
Taking up oxygen

Marilyn, Judy, Sylvia
Tell 'em how you feel girls!
Work your blond (Jean) Benet Ramsey
We'll haunt like Liberace
Find your freedom in the music
Find your Jesus, find your Kubrick
You will never fall apart
Diana, you're still in our hearts
Never let you fall apart
Together we'll dance in the dark

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FentyGa
3 hours ago, Oriane23 said:

Oh and "I'd rather be poor and happy than rich and alone"

I could have written it when I was 10. I don't know why you're all obsessed with that song 

Also, not true. I'd rather be rich and alone henny, I want money. I genuinely wanna marry for money tbh:awkney:

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SirLudicopro
14 hours ago, InsideOutright said:

Just like animals, animals, like animals-mals.

 

And people had a problem with Gaga's "stuttering"?

THIS! I freaking hate Maroon 5, it seems like every single song they make has this cringy repetition of either a word and syllable. I don't mind it that much when other artists do it but when Maroon 5 does it, it's just painfully cringy :smh:

"Following, following, following"

"Just like animals, animals, like animals-mals"

"I don't wanna know, know, know, know, who's taking you home, home, home, home"

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Original Diva
8 hours ago, Chronos said:

"Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag?"

 

excuse me no
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shmal96
4 hours ago, katybathy said:

why are y'all pathetically obsessed with her:giveup:

I actually enjoy her music, her team makes amazing bops. But I've always thought her lyrics were always awkward/forced/cringy/try hard. I think that partially comes from her trying make make mainstream radio friendly songs. 

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DaddyFranco
17 hours ago, Mary Jane Wayne said:

And dont forget the iconic "lots of friends who invite me to their parties" line

I don't get this. Why everyone hate this line? As a kid who had (and still has) a depression, I relate with the idea so much, bcs I even cried sometimes that other people had many friends, had fun with them and I was alone...

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[Verse 1]
It's late at night, I go to bed
But I can't get no rest
My boyfriend quit, I'm almost dead
I'll have to do my best
I'm up and down, I feel so fat
I ain't got no more fizz
Don't even get to keep the cat
But that's just how it is

[Chorus]
I sing:
Wap-bap, ba-da-di-da-da
Wap-bap, ba-da-di-da-da
Wap-bap, ba-da-di-da-da-da
Everybody sing:
Wap-bap, ba-da-di-da-da
Wap-bap, ba-da-di-da-da
Wap-bap, ba-da-da-da-da-da

[Verse 2]
I get up late, I stub my toe
I've got a few missed calls
I lost my job, I didn't know
And that's not good at all
I get my bag, I go outside
Just mindin' my own biz
I go to pay, but my card's been denied
Well, that's just how it is

[Chorus]
I sing:
Wap-bap, ba-da-di-da-da
Wap-bap, ba-da-di-da-da
Wap-bap, ba-da-di-da-da-da
Everybody sing:
Wap-bap, ba-da-di-da-da
Wap-bap, ba-da-di-da-da
Wap-bap, ba-da-da-da-da-da

[Verse 3]
Another week, the same old ****
My troubles gettin' worse
And then I get a bigger hit
'Cause someone stole my purse
I met a guy, he knows my name
He also told me his
And if we want to have some fun
Well, that's just how it is

[Chorus]
I sing:
Wap-bap, ba-da-di-da-da
Wap-bap, ba-da-di-da-da
Wap-bap, ba-da-di-da-da-da
Everybody sing:
Wap-bap, ba-da-di-da-da
Wap-bap, ba-da-di-da-da
Wap-bap, ba-da-da-da-da-da

And that's just how it is...

 

 

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Oriane
14 minutes ago, DA1N1US said:

I don't get this. Why everyone hate this line? As a kid who had (and still has) a depression, I relate with the idea so much, bcs I even cried sometimes that other people had many friends, had fun with them and I was alone...

Because she keeps on repeating she wants to be herself, to be loved as she is, and not be considered as a freak, and this line destroys everything because she says she just wants to be another popular girl who has "lots of friends". Being invited to parties doesn't mean you have friends, these people are really not the ones who will stick with you and help you during hard times.

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